Zero Day Thirty: Say HOOOT

 

ZERO DAY THIRTY: 'SAY HOOT' The Screenplay

A Call is initiated to emer-gency dispatch, on October 7, 2015 or on July 10, 2015:

 

Sandra London- Orange County Halloween Costume Contest (2nd Place)

[7/10/15, 6:28:40 PM] So Lo: Yes, sir....or.... madam, my apologies in advance, 

But... I need some.....like, urgent..assistance....

Yes, yes, any emergency operator will do...

No, I do not have a preference.

That's not what I meant, sorry!

Honestly!

Sandra London- Santa Barbara, California

*sigh*

Please, someone, anyone.....just...

Yes, I'll hold, but please, please...help me.....

….....

This.....Uh, i believe it is an...OWL......keeps.... slapping me and my gardener REPEATEDLY

[7/10/15, 6:28:44 PM] So Lo: OW!

[7/10/15, 6:29:04 PM] So Lo: No, no, I was saying OW...But there is also, indeed, an OWL....OWWWW

[7/10/15, 6:29:19 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L......

[7/10/15, 6:29:34 PM] So Lo: No, I am not under the influence of any illicit substance or knowing consumption of any, to my best knowledge of this statement...OWWWWW

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[7/10/15, 6:29:45 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L.......

[7/10/15, 6:29:45 PM] So Lo: MY EYES....WHY? Why? OWWWWW........

[7/10/15, 6:30:01 PM] So Lo: 0 0

[7/10/15, 6:30:10 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L

[7/10/15, 6:32:53 PM] So Lo: No, that was me, speaking American English, yes....Onomatopeia....OK. Yeah, no. THAT wasn't English. Originally, anyways. Greek, maybe?

A description? 

Um, one of my eyes is now swollen shut, but he, I think, yes, he appears to be a he and is....cloaked.....uh, masked......um.....coloured......?

No, i am not making a prank call!

Sandra London -October 28, 2013

No, i am not a member of a racist organization.....

What the...?

I am doing the BEST i can!

No, he did not make any audibly threatening statements.

His gestures …...just... landed on my face descended without warning!

No, I do not know if he is prone to tourettes or whether he has epilepsy....

No, i did not see a driver license or proof of identity.

Sandra London -Santa Barbara, California

Yes, I apologize for making this assumption. Yes, I understand your admonition. 

Can you just....listen...or get someone over here, please, please, pretty please?

It is possible this subject's name is..... (*THWACK*)......

I.......I.........ACHOO.....

No, i am not making racist statements......

Wait, are you serious?!?!

Point Fermin Park November 2015

[7/10/15, 6:35:08 PM] So Lo: Oh no, the... Subject just ....hugged me....with ...their......WINGS?

No, I am not a fundamentalist orthodox member of any sect or private club, I don't think....

No, I am not using slang, I'm describing...to the best of my.....

No, I did not attempt to procure nor solicit sex from the Subject....

I said SECT....S-E-C—Oww.....!!!

Point Fermin Park November 2015

[7/10/15, 6:35:54 PM] So Lo: No, the....Subject is not proposition me on the street, as far as I know, anyways....

I was on my way home from work.....

At a job.....

That is indoors......

Like, literally, literally....

OWWWWW.....

[7/10/15, 6:37:26 PM] So Lo: Really?!?!?!? OK...*sigh* YES, I'll HOLD....

But,but... please hurry, I think the... Subject understands the English language.

Why?Oh, wait...I'm NOT on hoooooold?

Well, because the....the...Subject... is now hugging me TIGHTER ever since I said HOLD.......OWWWW......

Point Fermin Park November 2015

I don't KNOW WHOOOO.......aaahhhhhh.......

[7/10/15, 6:37:33 PM] So Lo: (*mouth full of feathers*)

Sandra London-Orange County Halloween Costume Contest (2nd Place)

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