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DAY THIRTY: 'SAY HOOT' The Screenplay
A Call is
initiated to emer-gency dispatch, on October 7, 2015 or on July
10, 2015:
[7/10/15,
6:28:40 PM] So Lo: Yes, sir....or.... madam, my apologies in advance,
But...
I need some.....like, urgent..assistance....
Yes,
yes, any emergency operator will do...
No,
I do not have a preference.
That's
not what I meant, sorry!
Honestly!
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Sandra London- Santa Barbara, California |
*sigh*
Please,
someone, anyone.....just...
Yes,
I'll hold, but please, please...help me.....
….....
This.....Uh,
i believe it is an...OWL......keeps.... slapping me and my gardener
REPEATEDLY
[7/10/15,
6:28:44 PM] So Lo: OW!
[7/10/15,
6:29:04 PM] So Lo: No, no, I was saying OW...But there is also,
indeed, an OWL....OWWWW
[7/10/15,
6:29:19 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L......
[7/10/15,
6:29:34 PM] So Lo: No, I am not under the influence of any illicit
substance or knowing consumption of any, to my best knowledge of this
statement...OWWWWW
Point Fermin Park November 2015 |
[7/10/15,
6:29:45 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L.......
[7/10/15,
6:29:45 PM] So Lo: MY EYES....WHY? Why? OWWWWW........
[7/10/15,
6:30:01 PM] So Lo: 0 0
[7/10/15,
6:30:10 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L
[7/10/15,
6:32:53 PM] So Lo: No, that was me, speaking American English,
yes....Onomatopeia....OK. Yeah, no. THAT wasn't English. Originally, anyways. Greek,
maybe?
A
description?
Um, one of my eyes is now swollen shut, but he, I think,
yes, he appears to be a he and is....cloaked.....uh, masked......um.....coloured......?
No,
i am not making a prank call!
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Sandra London -October 28, 2013 |
No,
i am not a member of a racist organization.....
What the...?
I
am doing the BEST i can!
No,
he did not make any audibly threatening statements.
His
gestures …...just... landed on my face descended without warning!
No, I do not know if he is prone to tourettes or whether he has epilepsy....
No,
i did not see a driver license or proof of identity.
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Sandra London -Santa Barbara, California |
Yes, I
apologize for making this assumption. Yes, I understand your admonition.
Can you just....listen...or get
someone over here, please, please, pretty please?
It
is possible this subject's name is..... (*THWACK*)......
I.......I.........ACHOO.....
No,
i am not making racist statements......
Wait, are
you serious?!?!
Point Fermin Park November 2015 |
[7/10/15,
6:35:08 PM] So Lo: Oh no, the... Subject just ....hugged me....with
...their......WINGS?
No,
I am not a fundamentalist orthodox member of any sect or private
club, I don't think....
No, I am not using slang, I'm describing...to the
best of my.....
No,
I did not attempt to procure nor solicit sex from the Subject....
I
said SECT....S-E-C—Oww.....!!!
Point Fermin Park November 2015 |
[7/10/15,
6:35:54 PM] So Lo: No, the....Subject is not proposition me on the
street, as far as I know, anyways....
I
was on my way home from work.....
At
a job.....
That
is indoors......
Like,
literally, literally....
OWWWWW.....
[7/10/15,
6:37:26 PM] So Lo: Really?!?!?!? OK...*sigh* YES, I'll HOLD....
But,but...
please hurry, I think the... Subject understands the English language.
Why?Oh, wait...I'm NOT on hoooooold?
Well,
because the....the...Subject... is now hugging me TIGHTER ever since I said
HOLD.......OWWWW......
Point Fermin Park November 2015 |
I don't KNOW WHOOOO.......aaahhhhhh.......
[7/10/15,
6:37:33 PM] So Lo: (*mouth full of feathers*)
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