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Thursday, September 26, 2013
~HAPPY THURSDAY: Thirst-Quenching Tales of Autonomous BOOTY etc...~
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| Sandra LONDON (EL MATADOR BEACH) |
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Monday, September 23, 2013
~On Banned Books And Bi Babes~
MY ENDANGERED BOOKS DIGEST =)
Et tu? http://www.bannedbooksweek.org/
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark TWAIN
American Psycho by Bret Easton ELLIS
Are You There, God, It's Me, Margaret by Judy BLUME
Beloved by Toni MORRISON
Blubber by Judy BLUME
The Bluest Eye by Toni MORRISON
Brave New World by Aldous HUXLEY
Candide by VOLTAIRE
The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey CHAUCER
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. SALINGER
Catch-22 by Joseph HELLER
Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau
Clockwork Orange by Anthony BURGESS
The Color Purple by Alice WALKER
The Dead Zone by Stephen KING
A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton PECK
Cujo by Stephen KING
Flowers for Algernon by Daniel KEYES
Gone With The Wind by Margaret MITCHELL
Grapes of Wrath by John STEINBECK
Great Gatsby by F. Scott FITZGERALD
Goosebumps (series) by R.L. STINE
Hamlet by William SHAKESPEARE
Heart of Darkness by Joseph CONRAD
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya ANGELOU
James and The Giant Peach by Roald DAHL
The Jungle by Upton SINCLAIR
King Lear by William SHAKESPEARE
Little Black Sambo by Helen BANNERMAN
Lolita by Vladimir NABOKOV
Lord of the Flies by William GOLDING
The Merchant of Venice by William SHAKESPEARE
Native Son by Richard WRIGHT
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George ORWELL
Ordinary People by Judith GUEST
The Rights of Man by Thomas PAINE
A Separate Peace by John KNOWLES
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest HEMINGWAY
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper LEE
Twelfth Night by William SHAKESPEARE
Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher STOWE
A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L'ENGLE
Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale HURSTON
Tiger Eyes by Judy BLUME
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Sunday, September 22, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
***NEW*** Erotica: Autonomous BOOTY by Sandra LONDON of Live&Grind
AUTONOMOUS
BOOTY
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| I shall name thee, JOHNNYAUTO |
Petra
is beyond.
She
is striking gold on the dance floor ---all oiled up.
It
started out as a gas. A laugh.
Her drink slipped, modestly drenching
her see-thru night-on-the-town-gown while she held court in the Luxe
Lounge---way up high.
Roman
is amused, but tries to avoid making this sudden, new-found pleasure
known.
Petra
plays The Fool, continuing her sway, her shimmy---her excitable
thrusts, swings and struts leading the way.
All
atop six-inch Steel Wheels.
The
damn thing just won't quit.
No,
really.
Whose
divine theory was made into a plan of action here, anyway?
This
endless procession of treadmill.
As if this hot powerhouse needed any
workout.
Petra
reels in Roman's furtive gaze and grins a mile wide.
“Ooops,”
Petra mouths, as she slowly turns her VIP Goblet onto its underbelly,
painting her purposefully-too-small negligee with deep, scarlet
spirits.
There
will be whistles galore.
Meanwhile,
Roman and Petra, alike, are all wrapped up in her velvet.
Petra
widens her eyes.
“Ooops,”
Roman mouths back, swallowing hard.
Squirming
in seductive falsetto, Petra makes a few pathetic attempts to dry
off.
The
elements notwithstanding, the spirits make tiny teardrops at the
mountain tops of her ridiculously erect nipples.
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“MAGIC!”,
Petra shouts over the circus absorbed in them, “Puffy to Perky, all
in one go.”
Petra
smiles, leaning in as Roman draws near all the better.
“Bravo,
ma belle,” Roman croons.
Petra
runs the back of her hand absent-mindedly over the front of Roman's
pants.
Petra
pipes up, “Aha! Voila!!!”
She
feels good inside.
A
Host draws near, “Mademoiselle.....?”
Petra
reaches out for Roman, cupping his ass cheek from behind.
“No,
no. Thank you. It's fine. We will be going. My ride is here,” Petra
volunteers, winking at the staff.
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ENTER
Johnny-AUTO
There
h-E is.
“I
am JOHNNY's PET, “
Petra chuckles, as Roman grips her hand tightly to keep up.
JOHNNY is ajar.
“PARTY
OF TWO AND A HALF,” JOHNNY intimates
with reserved discretion, as the temporary chattel claim Assignment.
“Where do we tell...?” Roman
begins.
“Don't you worry,” Petra
rubs Roman's knee gingerly, “Johnny's got everything under
control.”
Petra is suddenly overwhelmed.
Petra lays her head atop Roman's
khakis, creating a very hard (and humid) situation.
3......2.............1........
JOHNNY
has arrived.
“Uhhh...,” Roman stutters.
Roman is a bit of a mess.
A stow-away ejects smoothly from
the door, proffering an assortment of complementary tissue.
Roman flusters about, moderately
embarrassed.
He looks to the East of himself.
“Wow, how did it know where I
live?” Roman continues to peer out of the window.
“Did you leave your L-i-ght
on? H-e can read, you know,” Petra cautions gently.
“Oh,” Roman sighs.
“Um...THANKS...?” Roman
bellows uncomfortably into the Voice Box which separates The Chattel
from The Operator.
“Much obliged,” Johnny
affirms solemnly.
“Mmm...Now, where were we?”
Petra purrs distractedly, prodding her new favorite thing.
***322
KINGS COURT, UTOPIA, SWORDSTON BRIDGE*** recalls JOHNNY
Petra rolls her (semi-permanent)
Autumn GreenTM eyes.
JOHNNY is at a Full Stop.
Roman is released upon exit.
Petra's dismount, however, is
delayed.
She pauses a moment.
But all are silent.
“Ugh! JOHNNYYYYYY!” Petra
squeals, for precisely twenty seconds,” Let me GO!”
Roman looks on in suspended disbelief.
“YOU, My Pet, have not arrived
at YOUR.....”
Petra interjects, “ Fucking
BULLshit, JOHNNY!”
Petra gathers Roman's coat and
lifts it up from her lap towards the auto-l-i-ght.
Throwing it over her
nipple-length, chocolate-y mane, she slips her hands into Roman's
sleeves.
“YOU have changed, “ Johnny
reports.
JOHNNY is ajar.
Standing momentarily akimbo on
the sidewalk, Roman and Petra soon advance onwards towards Roman's
high-rise.
Looking back, Petra tugs her
left boob, ever so slightly, while pointedly winking her right eye.
“I
will put you in my pocket, “ Petra
stamps.
THE
END
“Autonomous
Booty”, a Sandra LONDON erotic short-story, written on Tuesday,
September 17, 2013. Finalized at 02h28 Pacific Daylight Time in Los
Angeles, California, USA.
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