Friday, April 26, 2013

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

~Getting You Over The Hump With Cristina A In Paradise~

Eye color blue
Hair color brown
Height 170 cm
Weight 57 kg
Breast size small
Measurements 91/66/89
Country Russian Federation
Ethnicity Caucasian
Cristina's Extended Bio
"I like swimming in the sea. I have a long holiday twice a year and there I have an active rest. I try to see a lot of historical places and meet with different people to try understand their culture." -Met-Art Model, Cristina A.

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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Happy Ta Ta Tuesday With Hot Lines In Reno


Does anybody have any ideas?  -Lieutenant Jim Dangle

What about... a phone... you can smell through... -Deputy Trudy Weigel

You guys here for the suck-fest?  -Motel Owner

I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more. -Deputy Trudy Wiegel

I just had the weirdest dream -Deputy Travis Junior

You know you're driving, right?
-Lieutenant Jim Dangle [hits a porto-potty

No one was in it. -Deputy Travis Junior {looking back}

Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!  -Deputy Clementine Johnson

Any last words? -Jeff Spoder 

Ummm... Uhhhh... Ummm He liked it? NO! Wait!  -Lieutenant Jim Dangle

 You got anything down there? -Tattoo Artist {pointing to Clementine's crotch}

Actually, I have nothing down there. Just like a Barbie.  -Deputy Clementine Johnson

I've understood, like, every third word you've said to me the entire time I've known you. -Jeff Spoder {to the druglord}

We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you are the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd.-Deputy Raineesha Williams

How is this...? I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... Wait, lube or lewd?" -Terry

Who gave topless a gun?-Deputy Travis Junior: [one of the topless ladies on the beach is holding a pistol

At The Center of a Giggle,


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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Getting You Over The Hump in 451 Degrees

"Why is it," he said, one time, at the subway entrance, "I feel I've known you so many years?"
"Because I like you," she said, "and I don't want anything from you.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“Stuff your eyes with wonder, he said, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451


“There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing.”

“The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read (wo)man?”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens to the walls. I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it'll make sense. And I want you to teach me to understand what I read.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
“I don't talk things, sir. I talk the meaning of things.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

 Raising Your Fahrenheit,
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