Friday, November 9, 2012

Squaring It Up: On The Question of Square Balls & Silent J ;)

A 90-something year old woman walks into a bank, and wants to open an account.

She has $150,000 in cash and checks.

The teller summons the bank president, who invites the older lady into his office.

He is somewhat dumbfounded as to how an old lady like that could accumulate such a large amount of money, so he questions her about her earnings.

She replies,"From bets."

He asks if she means horse races. Casino games. The lottery?

"No," she replies.

And then she offers an example.

She says, "I will bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

He says, "No, they're not. That's ridiculous! You're on."

She says, "OK, but we need some witnesses. Are you married?"

"Yes," he replies.

She says, "Good. Tomorrow morning, at precisely 10:00am, we'll check your testicles. You bring your wife here and I will bring my attorney to act as witnesses".

He agrees.

That night, he checks his testicles in the mirror.

His wife checks them too, over and over...

They're normal, not square.

The next morning, at 10:00am, the old lady and a well-dressed man with a briefcase arrive at the bank.

They are immediately ushered into the president's office.

The president's wife is already there.

He drops his drawers and says "See? They're round, not square".

The old lady asks if she can feel them, to be sure.

He agrees.

She gently cups them in both hands and says ,"You win, here's your $25,000".

The bank president and his wife both break out into a big smile--- but the lady's witness starts banging his head against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" asks the banker.

"Oh, nothing" says the lady, "except I bet him $50,000 that I could fondle the balls of a banker, in front of his wife, and they'd both be very happy about it".

The moral of this story?

Italian slang: Bisogna avere i coglioni quadrati – “You need to have square balls” (a lot of nerve/guts).

***The above joke was contributed by The Scorpion, after listening to the "London Calling" interview by host, Silent J of Silent J. Radio



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