Because The Weather Outside is Weather,
Sandra LONDON
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Friday, November 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Happy Moan Day With Upright Provocation
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| The Berlin Wall (Allemagne) |
“Nothing
that is worth knowing can be taught.” -Oscar Wilde
“To
succeed in the world, it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be
well-mannered.” -Voltaire
“Perplexity
is the beginning of knowledge.” -Kahlil Gibran
“History
will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
“Good
thing we've still got politics in Texas- - - finest form of
entertainment ever invented.” -Molly Ivins
“A
poet can survive everything but a misprint.” -Oscar Wilde
“I've
been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No
brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.” -Steven Wright
Your Darling Fortune Cookie, =)
Sandra LONDON
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Sunday, November 25, 2012
~Playtime With Sandra and The Party Train To Sin Somewhere~
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| Hawaii -December 2011 |
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PLAYTIME WITH SANDRA TONIGHT
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
Happy Thanksgiving: Close Enough For Government Work
A Dear Deer.....Turkey? *shrugs*
~Close Enough For Government Work~ =)
Happy Thanksgiving,
Sandra LONDON
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Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
Happy Moan Day With Yummy Pillows =)
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| K West Spa -West End, London, UK |
YUMMY PILLOWS
I say, What's up?
To All The Bros
Lick My Toes
And Pantyhose
Movin' Up
Move On Up
To My Yummy
Brown Pillows
To All The Fellas
On The Prowl
How's It Hangin?
Well-Endowed?
You Know I Like
Zee Doggystyle
So Tight, So Pretty
Brown and Wild
Make It Long
Make It Last
Shoot Your Loaded
Shot-Gun Blast
So Now It's On
And Now You Know
Line On Up, Boyz
Row-By-Row
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| Prague, Czech Republic (September 2011) |
;)
-A Sandra London "On The Spot" Freestyle
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Saturday, November 17, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
~To All The Roses That Grow From The Concrete~
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| Wayfarer's Chapel, Palos VERDES, California |
Did you hear about the rose that grew
From a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it
Learned to walk without having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams,
It learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from concrete
When no one else ever cared.
"The Rose That Grew From The Concete"
-Tupac SHAKUR
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Friday, November 9, 2012
Squaring It Up: On The Question of Square Balls & Silent J ;)
A 90-something year old woman walks into a bank, and wants to open an account.
She has $150,000 in cash and checks.
The teller summons the bank president, who invites the older lady into his office.
He is somewhat dumbfounded as to how an old lady like that could accumulate such a large amount of money, so he questions her about her earnings.
She replies,"From bets."
He asks if she means horse races. Casino games. The lottery?
"No," she replies.
And then she offers an example.
She says, "I will bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
He says, "No, they're not. That's ridiculous! You're on."
She says, "OK, but we need some witnesses. Are you married?"
"Yes," he replies.
She says, "Good. Tomorrow morning, at precisely 10:00am, we'll check your testicles. You bring your wife here and I will bring my attorney to act as witnesses".
He agrees.
That night, he checks his testicles in the mirror.
His wife checks them too, over and over...
They're normal, not square.
The next morning, at 10:00am, the old lady and a well-dressed man with a briefcase arrive at the bank.
They are immediately ushered into the president's office.
The president's wife is already there.
He drops his drawers and says "See? They're round, not square".
The old lady asks if she can feel them, to be sure.
He agrees.
She gently cups them in both hands and says ,"You win, here's your $25,000".
The bank president and his wife both break out into a big smile--- but the lady's witness starts banging his head against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" asks the banker.
"Oh, nothing" says the lady, "except I bet him $50,000 that I could fondle the balls of a banker, in front of his wife, and they'd both be very happy about it".
The moral of this story?
Italian slang: Bisogna avere i coglioni quadrati – “You need to have square balls” (a lot of nerve/guts).
***The above joke was contributed by The Scorpion, after listening to the "London Calling" interview by host, Silent J of Silent J. Radio
FONDLING CUBES,
Sandra LONDON
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
London's Calling: Silent J, Interviews Sandra LONDON =)
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Friday, November 2, 2012
Happy Back To The Future Friday With Arthur Miller and George Orwell
"If I see an ending, I
can work backward."
- Arthur Miller in The New York Times (9 Feb 1986)
- Few of us can easily surrender our belief that society must somehow make sense. The thought that the state has lost its mind and is punishing so many innocent people is intolerable. And so the evidence has to be internally denied.
“You
are a slow learner, Winston."
"How can I help it? How
can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are
four."
"Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five.
Sometimes they are three.
Sometimes they are all of them at once. You
must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”
― George Orwell, 1984
― George Orwell, 1984
Orthodoxy
means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is
unconsciousness.”
― George Orwell, 1984
― George Orwell, 1984
- "I'm a fatalist. ... I consider I am rejected in principle. My work is and, through my work, I am. If it's accepted, it's miraculous or the result of a misunderstanding." -Arthur Miller
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