Friday, November 30, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Happy Moan Day With Upright Provocation

The Berlin Wall (Allemagne)

Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.” -Oscar Wilde

To succeed in the world, it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.” -Voltaire


Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.” -Kahlil Gibran


History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas- - - finest form of entertainment ever invented.” -Molly Ivins

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” -Oscar Wilde


I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.” -Steven Wright

Your Darling Fortune Cookie, =)

Listen to last night's episode of Playtme With Sandra Radio HERE

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving: Close Enough For Government Work

A Dear Deer.....Turkey? *shrugs*

~Close Enough For Government Work~   =)

Happy Thanksgiving,

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Monday, November 19, 2012

Happy Moan Day With Yummy Pillows =)

K West Spa -West End, London, UK


I say, What's up? 
To All The Bros
Lick My Toes
And Pantyhose

Movin' Up
Move On Up
To My Yummy
Brown Pillows

To All The Fellas
On The Prowl
How's It Hangin?

You Know I Like 
Zee Doggystyle
So Tight, So Pretty
Brown and Wild

Make It Long
Make It Last
Shoot Your Loaded
Shot-Gun Blast

So Now It's On
And Now You Know 
Line On Up, Boyz

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Prague, Czech Republic (September 2011)

-A Sandra London "On The Spot" Freestyle      

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Friday, November 16, 2012

~To All The Roses That Grow From The Concrete~

Wayfarer's Chapel, Palos VERDES, California

Did you hear about the rose that grew
From a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it
Learned to walk without having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams,
It learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from concrete
When no one else ever cared.

"The Rose That Grew From The Concete"

 -Tupac SHAKUR

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Friday, November 9, 2012

Squaring It Up: On The Question of Square Balls & Silent J ;)

A 90-something year old woman walks into a bank, and wants to open an account.

She has $150,000 in cash and checks.

The teller summons the bank president, who invites the older lady into his office.

He is somewhat dumbfounded as to how an old lady like that could accumulate such a large amount of money, so he questions her about her earnings.

She replies,"From bets."

He asks if she means horse races. Casino games. The lottery?

"No," she replies.

And then she offers an example.

She says, "I will bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

He says, "No, they're not. That's ridiculous! You're on."

She says, "OK, but we need some witnesses. Are you married?"

"Yes," he replies.

She says, "Good. Tomorrow morning, at precisely 10:00am, we'll check your testicles. You bring your wife here and I will bring my attorney to act as witnesses".

He agrees.

That night, he checks his testicles in the mirror.

His wife checks them too, over and over...

They're normal, not square.

The next morning, at 10:00am, the old lady and a well-dressed man with a briefcase arrive at the bank.

They are immediately ushered into the president's office.

The president's wife is already there.

He drops his drawers and says "See? They're round, not square".

The old lady asks if she can feel them, to be sure.

He agrees.

She gently cups them in both hands and says ,"You win, here's your $25,000".

The bank president and his wife both break out into a big smile--- but the lady's witness starts banging his head against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" asks the banker.

"Oh, nothing" says the lady, "except I bet him $50,000 that I could fondle the balls of a banker, in front of his wife, and they'd both be very happy about it".

The moral of this story?

Italian slang: Bisogna avere i coglioni quadrati – “You need to have square balls” (a lot of nerve/guts).

***The above joke was contributed by The Scorpion, after listening to the "London Calling" interview by host, Silent J of Silent J. Radio



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Friday, November 2, 2012

Happy Back To The Future Friday With Arthur Miller and George Orwell

"If I see an ending, I can work backward."

  • Arthur Miller in The New York Times (9 Feb 1986)

You are a slow learner, Winston."

"How can I help it? How can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four."

"Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three.
Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”
George Orwell, 1984

Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.”
George Orwell, 1984

  • "I'm a fatalist. ... I consider I am rejected in principle. My work is and, through my work, I am. If it's accepted, it's miraculous or the result of a misunderstanding." -Arthur Miller

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