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Ole Vegas |
***Warning: Graphic Story
Not for those with sensitive stomachs!***
Oh, my, so...
At one of my former nudie lady dens where I danced, I experienced what can only be described as unforgettable ......
Between working the floor and minding the stage rotation list, I watched as one of my fellow co-workers glided purposely up the few small steps to begin her show.
The dancer (lets call her "Fanny") quickly ripped out of her see-thru fishnet lingerie without much fanfare. Instead, Fanny immediately placed herself into the (ordinarily delightful!) doggy-style position, right in front of the lone guy seated at the stage.
Fanny then positions her bare-naked lady hump, ever so precisely, so that the dude's nose now rests firmly riiight in the crook of her butt cheeks.
Not missing a beat, Fanny continues to occupy herself, shaking frenetically, energetically.....
Up and Down (and UP and DOWN) her new-found friend, seemingly without a care in the world.
For THREE WHOLE SONGS (!)
Everyone in the club groaned loudly and collectively in perfect harmony....
Needless to say, Fanny's new butt-buddy, Sir Lone Ranger, did not take her up on her offer of a dance when she dropped (face-forward this time) into his lap at the conclusion of her....display.
I believe Lone had maybe put up about three or four bucks pre-emptively at her stage upon initial approach, with a hefty stack of dollars--- hinting at more to follow.
But, yeah.
That was before the a*al slide. ;)
Many of us were not lucky enough to see his expression after the fact. However, we all could not help but to notice that the $$$ offerings ceased rather immediately thereafter!
After Lone decided to pass on the stage-to-lap dance request, he sat frozen for a good five or so seconds. Then he stood up and made a beeline for the club's nearest exit.
Poor thing!
I sure hope he comes again ;)
Oh, la.....I feel raunchy even typing this!!!
I gotta go look at pictures of flowers or llamas or something and get the mental imagery out of my head!
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Llama, Llama, Woot?!?!?! |
So, hey, Grinders, have you any funny strip club horror stories to share?
Post a comment below!
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Ole Viva Las Vegas |
Live to Tell,
Sandra LONDONp.s.: You know what? The dancer in question was actually pretty attractive (although notoriously unpredictable). Ah, memories! =)
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