Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Getting You Over The Hump With Scatological Humor

"A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says,

" I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back.

" Doctor," she says, " I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts---although still silent---stink TERRIBLY."

The doctor says, " Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Excerpt From A Truly Crappy Book, "Thoughts From The Commode" (in my bathroom bookcase ;)),


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