Saturday, December 29, 2012

~Happy Saturn Daze With Common Nonsense~


And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. 

People wrote books and movies-----Movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again! 

Frito: [Acting as Joe's public defender] It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?

Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not guilty!

Frito: That's not what the other lawyer said.

Frito: I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good; I went to law school here.

Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?

Frito: Yah, I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.

Carl's Jr. Computer
This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. 

Your kids are starving. 

Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. 

Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. 

Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[Joe approaches the computer]

Carl's Jr. Computer

Welcome to Carl's Jr. 

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? 

Now with more MOLECULES!

 An Ode To Idiocracy,


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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Playtime With Sandra On Any Given Sunday

Sandra London

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Ahhh...So, Sunday, it is!!! 

The last two or three months of this year have passed with such fervor and fury, non? 

I have, as usual, been a busy worker bee, writing, reading, typing, and loads and loads of oral.....

Well, of the audio-erotica genre..... et ailleurs, de temps en temps
Sandra London-Thousand Steps Beach, Santa Barbara

Um, but, yes. 

So, let's see...

What else is new? 

Why, as of late, whenever I find any sexy, hot, and/or arousing XXX adult titillage, I have now been making sure to place it on my new Tumblr page, more often than not.

A Sandra London Boudoir....Now With GUCCI ;)

That is, if it does not find itself right here somewhere within the pages of my official site.

Meanwhile, there are many new plans and designs on deck:

For Playtime With Sandra

Live and Grind

and a few other projects

However, I must always take the time and privilege to give a nice, big, throaty Thank You to all of the guests who have appeared on Playtime With Sandra as we near a full year's worth of a state of Play. 

You all have kept me thoroughly inspired, amused, and intrigued by your exploits, endeavours, and entrepreneurial spirit in your respective lives and careers. 

Here's to many, many more Good Times and Good Livin'!!!

For those of you out there, readers and listeners, who love what 's going on, I want you to never fear sharing your own voice in the dialogue along the way. 

You need not be a musician nor a model to appear as a guest on the show, neither for calling in or what have you. 

All you need is

* A Phone Number

*My Playtime Radio Phone Number (psst: 858-815-2333)

*Any Given Sunday 

and, preferably, 

*An Internet Connection

Oh, and the ardent desire to redeem a few (or several) minutes of live, vocal exhibitionism, of course!

Sandra London In Stilettos

That is all. =)

What say you? ;)


~La Vie Rosatre~

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Happy Saturday: Showering You With Spritely Spirit

“Almost everything that you do will be unimportant. But it is vitally important that you do it.” 

              “Follow me, Fox. This way, Fox. Never give up. Trust your instincts.” 

                               “Don't break the rules, make them write new ones.” 

     “When you do things right, people won't be sure  you've done anything at all.” 

        “Compound interest can work for or against you....your choice.” 

                  “ Make decisions you will remember.”

                                 “Don't play scared, kid.” 

                  “Let yourself be known to others.”

Happy Winter Solstice,

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Ebb and Flow of Heavenly Hottie Ebbi

|Nubile Films - Intimate|Ebbi||Exotic goddess Ebbi gets down and dirty when she spends an evening alone fingering her honey pot. Follow The Grind

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

~Getting You Over The Hump: Let's Party Like It's Apocalyptic~

Around This Time Last XXXMas
Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?”-Hansel

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori Tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.” -Zoolander

How can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?” -Zoolander

“”You is talkin' loco and I like it.” -Hansel

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”-Zoolander

I'm not an ambi-turner.” -Zoolander

Let me show you....DERELICTE. It is a fashion; a way of life---inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores---that makes this wonderful city so unique.” -Mugatu

I knew it was a joke, Meekus! I just didn't get it right away!” -Brint

You've got to have blinders on out there. Like a cow.” -Hansel

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.” -Zoolander

They're IN the computer?!?!” -Hansel

For Serious.” -Zoolander


-> Why Zoolander, you ask? 

Well, because it is the one movie I know by heart, word-for-word, from beginning to end! 

Furthermore, it is one of my all-time-favorite "enough with all this silliness" movies, perfectly a propos for whenever an endless stream of doom and gloom news makes it appear as if the world is in a handbasket! =)

Some of you are familiar with a few of my other '"F***-It-All" movies such as: 
Walk Hard, Idiocracy, AnchorMan, Pineapple Express, et al....

In any event, I do hope that I made you smile. 

After all, isn't that, like, the second best thing one can do with one's lips? ;)

Carpe Diem,

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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Playtime With Sandra Radio: All Hail Archers and Centaurs

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Saturday, December 8, 2012