Have Some Ticklers With Your Terrible Tea(se)

"I got all these thoughts twirling 'round my head"- Sir Herman Cain

==> Oooh, me thinks Sir Cain is a fan of Kerouac, too! Kindred spirits? What a storyteller, eh?-LIVE AND GRIND

" Libya...Obama....Wait, I wanna make sure we're talking about the same thing before I respond." -Sir Herman Cain

 ==> Yes, Libya and Obama. Not Labia and Clinton. Nor clitoris. Although it's becoming quite clear how easy it may be for you to confuse the two. -LIVE AND GRIND

 "It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!"-Lady "Princess" Christine O'Donnell

==> But what if you're just having a shower? Or, like, horsing around? - " "SansDouche"  <yucky>


Feeling Frank and Furious,
Sandra LONDON

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p.p.s.: Frank is my H_____ K______ vibrator ;)