Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Twelve Ticklers For Your Ta Ta Tuesday

1) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner

2) Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx

3) Cleanliness becomes a lot more important when g_dliness is unlikely.- P.J. O'Rourke

4) Experience is what you have after you have forgotten her name.- Milton Berle

5) Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.- Mark Twain

6) Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?-Phyllis Diller

7) I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.- Lily Tomlin

8) I have never been hurt by what I have not said. - Calvin Coolidge

9) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Phelgos

10) Television has brought back murder into the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchcock

11) Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.- H L Mencken

12) I intend to live forever. So far, so good. =) -Stephen Wright

1 comment:

  1. fantastic smile!! The rest is pretty hot too!!


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