Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tales and Treasure Troves from Miami Beach

Tantalizing Tales and Treasure Troves from Miami Beach, 
Or Sandra London Spoils

Want a run-down of my all-mighty fun time during the week that I spent in sexy, sultry Miami Beach? Well, if you're game, then so am I. 

Details have been curtailed to protect the bare-assed.;)

 What plays in the sand, stays in the sand....and you all will be none the wiser! ;)

Wednesday Night

A Southwest flight to Fort Lauderdale, by way of Phoenix, followed by a taxi to the South Seas hotel, recommended by Exxotica Expo

A very laidback Texas transplant who was getting his higher learning on in one of California's best universities was my and Z.J.'s flight companion for the first leg of the flight. 

We had a rabid, rousing time ruffling the feathers of fellow passengers with our bawdy, frat boy-ish humor. 

(I iz totally one of the guys whenever, well, guys are present, who'd've thunk it?)

Thursday Night

A fabulous soiree for the exhibitors/promoters/ adult industry types at the Catalina hotel (in the pool area).

Played a fast and furious three rounds of billiards against the 
Northern European group of guys, helping a groom-to-be celebrate his last moments of singlehood. 

Good game, sexy boys, and yes, indeed, you won the final match. I bow down to thee!

Oh, and "Hi, Hi" to Ron Jeremy. Nice getting hypno-massaged by you. You are an awesome treat any day of the week. 


Friday Evening

My seminar on Camming for Fun and Profit, along with the illustrious Alex Goyk and a beautiful selection of demoiselles from MyFreeCams, hosted by the honourable Michael Fattorossi of AdultBizLaw.

Saturday Night

A meeting of the swords chez Hotel Marseilles, a grand outdoor shindig therein, followed by a hot and heavy menage-a-trois, a surreptitious "isn't this awkward" sex-filled evening (mostly) in bed, although there was naked pool playtime beforehand. 

In the dawn's early night, there were silent thrusts a-plenty, and sweet and sour regret.

Sunday, A Feast for the Tummy and Two Peas in the Pond that is Miami Beach

A breakfast of champions, or kindred spirits, across the street from South Seas at Maxine's and dinner at The Forge.

Monday, Museum Day for a Muse, May 23rd, 2011

A trek to the World Erotic Art Museum on 12th and Washington, scribbling furiously about the artifacts which captured my interest amongst over 4,000 delectably delish items. 

A very large trove of treasures to lug back to South Seas. A charming French cafe to wile away the evening with a plate of filet mignon, a glass of Stella Artois and Kir Royal, but not before a small Caprese salad.

Tuesday, Time-Out Day, May 24th, 2011

A bout of allergy overload, sensitivity, and a bit of morbid morosity. A missed encounter or two. 

A strong Long Island and gifted double tequila shot. An exchanging of  pseudo-business cards (on cocktail napkins). 

A promise to stay in touch. A spark of inspiration. 

A 7 minutes-in-heaven stint on MyGirlFund, ending in tales of common adult industry friends and $100 ($66.37 or some such after the jump). 

An order of a great big pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and a 2 liter of sprite, which became a 6-pack. No worries.

Wednesday, Hump Day, May 25th, 2011

A very groggy morning. Three different wakeup calls, queuing on command. 
A big armload of things to minimize, discard, or tuck ever-so-tightly. 

A super short walk that measured less than half a block to the Express Bus that would take me and Z.J. to MIA airport for $2.75/person flat (The driver settled on $5.00, even!). 

A long, languid flight home, with a bit of a detour to avoid the impending tornadoes roaming about. 

A few slipped glasses of red wine (even a freebie) from the pleasant airline stewardess aboard USAir. 

A true-blue internet connection in the great blue skies almost made up for the lack of plausible eatery aboard.....

And it was nice to assure a fellow traveler that AirNewZealand would toooootally wait for him, despite our flight being about one and a half hours later for LAX arrival than planned. 

Made sure to notify the same sweet stewardess and heard her on the dial, notifying Air New Zealand, but who knows? Sure hope that guy made it! 

De-planed and looked for the nearest and dearest fast-food available in the airport. McDonalds would have to do. 

Stuffed half a Big Mac, half a pouch of fries and several sips of Sprite-with-no-ice down my yearning throat. 

Devoured the last Marlboro red in my pack. 

Hailed a taxi-cab and coughed up the $30 for a 6.5 miles drive with a smile......

How do I do it? 

And, within, say, and hour or two, sleep could not have come any sooner.

Thursday Morning-ish, May 26th, 2011

Back on the GRIND

Oh, but wait, y'all! Now what did I take away from all this?

Delightful Reads from Master Dubya
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam Translated by Edward Fitzgerald
Moi, Tituba sorciere by Maryse Conde
The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

Slave/Master: 30 Stinging Tales from the Bottom, 30 Spanking Tales from the Top by N.T. Morley

Kinky Toys from Exxxotica Expo  
Leopard Ball-gag (Finally, a ball-gag! After all this time)
Leopard blindfold
Leopard frayed whip (Maybe I'm describing this using the worst terminology, but there it is!)
Leopard restraints

Sexy Memorabilia from Sir Whipman Cummings via 
The Erotic World Art Museum in Miami

1)SlaveCraft by Guy Baldwin
2)***TheEroticWriters Market Guide by the Circlet Press Collective
3)Erotic Slavehood by Christina Abernathy
4)Naughty Songs from the Seventies (cd) by Xaviera Hollander, author of The Happy Hooker (SIGNED!)
5) A "Clockwork Orange" penis magnet
6) An erotic bevy of nude women/a devil's face magnet
7-10) Four erotic posters (pictures coming soon)

Dinner at The Forges in Miami Beach with Le Gourmand

My plate: Lobster Bisque, Sea Bass, Sancerre/Ferrari (White Wine), Gran Marnier Souffle, Canadian Ice Wine unforgettable evening

And the best gift of all, the reason "Why I Do It" (as opposed to HOW):

Picture Me Thronin'

Ok, "high-priestess" is overshooting a lil bit. 

But I did get an awesome write-up and feel all worthy and shizz. 

It's my Day, ok? 

Or, Week? 

Or Month? 


 MAY I, have this moment, PRETTY please? mUcHaS GrACiaS

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The view from that French Cafe on Collins

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