Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Hot Housekeeping

A parody on an all-too-common political scandal (or two). Oh, how salacious! 

Or... Maybe, I'm just writing out fantastically orgasmic soap operas that could NEVER play out in real life. 

I know, right? *snarky grin*

All my best,

Sandra London

p.s: 8:10am-Oooh...Now hear this! I'm at Playboy Radio's Morning Show right now!!! I'm about to go on the air very soon for a Slam Dunk contest. Tune in to Sirius/XM 99 riiight now.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Memorial Day Weekend at the Pacific

 Memorial Day Weekend at the Pacific
The ultimate conversation piece! "The Martyr" by Delaroche, trained at L'Ecole des Beaux Arts, Paris

Well, or a stone's throw from Pacific Coast Highway, in any event.

How am I spending Memorial Day Weekend, 
you ask?

OK. OK! I'm not ducking out on this long weekend! Non, non...

I'm actually feeling somewhat peppy, energized, and up for a spontaneous combustion of uber-late spring-cleaning--- bringing lightness and cheer to my 'Crib for Grownups'...

Earlier today, I went around to Santa Monica, driving in my convertible with the top down. Somehow, mine stayed on. But just barely!

Sold some of the clothes, shoes, etc I no longer wear and/or need anymore to a cool vintage-y resale store...

Used the earnings to buy a nice little Memorial Day feast complete with:
 oysters, strawberries, pineapples, mushrooms, organic herbs for salad, 'taters, soy milk, yellow rice, red bull, mountain dew, etc

Oh...and put some gas in the car (!!!)...

And I did it all for.... tonight's impromptu dinner extravaganza.  And, perhaps, a picnic for tomorrow at the beach 

(sans gas, of course! I'm paying attention, are you? My boots were made fer walkin'! ;)). 

Just finished sprucing up my place and doing a "gangbang cleanup"...

Which basically means rallying ZJ to tackle my massive apartment, room by room, to do a quick overhaul and vacuum/dust/cleanse, detailing and decorating each lil crevice.....

Yet, rather than have you ogle all my apartment accoutrements, I thought perhaps you'd like a sample of some of that which adorns my sugar walls....?

#1 Digital Print Procured in Tucson, AZ about 6 or 7 years ago
#2 Digital Print Procured in Tucson, AZ about....6 or 7 years ago

"Two roads diverged in a wood...." or  " A road was about to diverge.." or some such...;)

The obligatory ode to the sauce!

Inspirational PinUp Photos

Now doesn't that just beat all? ;)

Wait. It doesn't? Waaahh....

Um,fine. I'll go back to nerding out and being anti-social, as per usual! PSYCH! ;)
You knew it was coming! I cannot forget Sir Jimi Hendrix, "My heart belongs to thee!"
Oh, and this was one of the prints from the World Erotic Art Museum @ Miami Beach!

Wishing you all a memorable Memorial Day Weekend,
SANDRA LONDON (the quicker, picker-upper)

Friday, May 27, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tales and Treasure Troves from Miami Beach

Tantalizing Tales and Treasure Troves from Miami Beach, 
Or Sandra London Spoils

Want a run-down of my all-mighty fun time during the week that I spent in sexy, sultry Miami Beach? Well, if you're game, then so am I. 

Details have been curtailed to protect the bare-assed.;)

 What plays in the sand, stays in the sand....and you all will be none the wiser! ;)

Wednesday Night

A Southwest flight to Fort Lauderdale, by way of Phoenix, followed by a taxi to the South Seas hotel, recommended by Exxotica Expo

A very laidback Texas transplant who was getting his higher learning on in one of California's best universities was my and Z.J.'s flight companion for the first leg of the flight. 

We had a rabid, rousing time ruffling the feathers of fellow passengers with our bawdy, frat boy-ish humor. 

(I iz totally one of the guys whenever, well, guys are present, who'd've thunk it?)

Thursday Night

A fabulous soiree for the exhibitors/promoters/ adult industry types at the Catalina hotel (in the pool area).

Played a fast and furious three rounds of billiards against the 
Northern European group of guys, helping a groom-to-be celebrate his last moments of singlehood. 

Good game, sexy boys, and yes, indeed, you won the final match. I bow down to thee!

Oh, and "Hi, Hi" to Ron Jeremy. Nice getting hypno-massaged by you. You are an awesome treat any day of the week. 


Friday Evening

My seminar on Camming for Fun and Profit, along with the illustrious Alex Goyk and a beautiful selection of demoiselles from MyFreeCams, hosted by the honourable Michael Fattorossi of AdultBizLaw.

Saturday Night

A meeting of the swords chez Hotel Marseilles, a grand outdoor shindig therein, followed by a hot and heavy menage-a-trois, a surreptitious "isn't this awkward" sex-filled evening (mostly) in bed, although there was naked pool playtime beforehand. 

In the dawn's early night, there were silent thrusts a-plenty, and sweet and sour regret.

Sunday, A Feast for the Tummy and Two Peas in the Pond that is Miami Beach

A breakfast of champions, or kindred spirits, across the street from South Seas at Maxine's and dinner at The Forge.

Monday, Museum Day for a Muse, May 23rd, 2011

A trek to the World Erotic Art Museum on 12th and Washington, scribbling furiously about the artifacts which captured my interest amongst over 4,000 delectably delish items. 

A very large trove of treasures to lug back to South Seas. A charming French cafe to wile away the evening with a plate of filet mignon, a glass of Stella Artois and Kir Royal, but not before a small Caprese salad.

Tuesday, Time-Out Day, May 24th, 2011

A bout of allergy overload, sensitivity, and a bit of morbid morosity. A missed encounter or two. 

A strong Long Island and gifted double tequila shot. An exchanging of  pseudo-business cards (on cocktail napkins). 

A promise to stay in touch. A spark of inspiration. 

A 7 minutes-in-heaven stint on MyGirlFund, ending in tales of common adult industry friends and $100 ($66.37 or some such after the jump). 

An order of a great big pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and a 2 liter of sprite, which became a 6-pack. No worries.

Wednesday, Hump Day, May 25th, 2011

A very groggy morning. Three different wakeup calls, queuing on command. 
A big armload of things to minimize, discard, or tuck ever-so-tightly. 

A super short walk that measured less than half a block to the Express Bus that would take me and Z.J. to MIA airport for $2.75/person flat (The driver settled on $5.00, even!). 

A long, languid flight home, with a bit of a detour to avoid the impending tornadoes roaming about. 

A few slipped glasses of red wine (even a freebie) from the pleasant airline stewardess aboard USAir. 

A true-blue internet connection in the great blue skies almost made up for the lack of plausible eatery aboard.....

And it was nice to assure a fellow traveler that AirNewZealand would toooootally wait for him, despite our flight being about one and a half hours later for LAX arrival than planned. 

Made sure to notify the same sweet stewardess and heard her on the dial, notifying Air New Zealand, but who knows? Sure hope that guy made it! 

De-planed and looked for the nearest and dearest fast-food available in the airport. McDonalds would have to do. 

Stuffed half a Big Mac, half a pouch of fries and several sips of Sprite-with-no-ice down my yearning throat. 

Devoured the last Marlboro red in my pack. 

Hailed a taxi-cab and coughed up the $30 for a 6.5 miles drive with a smile......

How do I do it? 

And, within, say, and hour or two, sleep could not have come any sooner.

Thursday Morning-ish, May 26th, 2011

Back on the GRIND

Oh, but wait, y'all! Now what did I take away from all this?

Delightful Reads from Master Dubya
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam Translated by Edward Fitzgerald
Moi, Tituba sorciere by Maryse Conde
The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

Slave/Master: 30 Stinging Tales from the Bottom, 30 Spanking Tales from the Top by N.T. Morley

Kinky Toys from Exxxotica Expo  
Leopard Ball-gag (Finally, a ball-gag! After all this time)
Leopard blindfold
Leopard frayed whip (Maybe I'm describing this using the worst terminology, but there it is!)
Leopard restraints

Sexy Memorabilia from Sir Whipman Cummings via 
The Erotic World Art Museum in Miami

1)SlaveCraft by Guy Baldwin
2)***TheEroticWriters Market Guide by the Circlet Press Collective
3)Erotic Slavehood by Christina Abernathy
4)Naughty Songs from the Seventies (cd) by Xaviera Hollander, author of The Happy Hooker (SIGNED!)
5) A "Clockwork Orange" penis magnet
6) An erotic bevy of nude women/a devil's face magnet
7-10) Four erotic posters (pictures coming soon)

Dinner at The Forges in Miami Beach with Le Gourmand

My plate: Lobster Bisque, Sea Bass, Sancerre/Ferrari (White Wine), Gran Marnier Souffle, Canadian Ice Wine
and...an unforgettable evening

And the best gift of all, the reason "Why I Do It" (as opposed to HOW):

Picture Me Thronin'

Ok, "high-priestess" is overshooting a lil bit. 

But I did get an awesome write-up and feel all worthy and shizz. 

It's my Day, ok? 

Or, Week? 

Or Month? 


 MAY I, have this moment, PRETTY please? mUcHaS GrACiaS

I Love Each and Every Person Reading This Right Now,
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Notes: *** The best gift ever. Most useful erotica writer resource guide EVAR!
The view from that French Cafe on Collins

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Catch. The Release. And the Hollow.

"If a deer is prodded by two hunters bearing wood, for how long will it splinter?"-SANDRA LONDON

'Nuff Said! (?) Excuse the Mess... (o) (o) Oh, and Mind the Gap ;)

When words fail me, I rely on those who have come before me:

"Je ne veux pas travailler. Je ne veux pas dejeuner. Je veux seulement oublier. Et puis, je fume..."- Edith Piaf

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Problem of Pain (Re-visited)

Exxxotica Expo Miami Beach 2011 VIP Lounge Sandra London on Stage


                                               On Sehnsucht....

Current mood:awake

"You have stood before some landscape, which seems to embody what you have been looking for all your life; and then turned to the friend at your side who appears to be seeing what you saw—
But at the first words a gulf yawns between you, and you realise that this landscape means something totally different to him, that he is pursuing an alien vision and cares nothing for the ineffable suggestion by which you are transported . . .
All the things that have deeply possessed your soul have been but hints of it—tantalising glimpses, promises never quite fulfilled, echoes that died away just as they caught your ear.
But if it should really become manifest—if there ever came an echo that did not die away but swelled into the sound itself—you would know it. Beyond all possibility of doubt you would say
'Here at last is the thing I was made for.'
We cannot tell each other about it.
It is the secret signature of each soul, the incommunicable and unappeasable want . . . which we shall still desire on our deathbeds . . .
Your place in heaven will seem to be made for you and you alone, because you were made for it—made for it stitch by stitch as a glove is made for a hand.

-extracted from "The Problem of Pain," C.S. Lewis

Friday, May 20, 2011

A Rapture for a Raven

So, yeah, this is a day in the life of a Once and Future Succubus.....Well, while I was still on the West Coast, anyways!

A story in still shots, or something akin to that.

The next photo set will present the obligatory South Biznatch South East Succubi Meanderings.

This is me typing with little to no slumber,

p.s.: "Iz a, a kizza, should I say, Huh? I wanna be SAVED!"* Tsk Tsk.....E-40 is da bestest on da urth! But 2 Live Crew will surely do for...DAY 2 of ExxxoticaExpo.

Stay tuned, soul chickens...there's more on the Verizon ;P

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Tales of Twins on Ta-Ta Tuesday

Happy Tuesday, Chicks-et-Dudes!

It's 4:45 am and I only discovered AFTER filming the video version of my erotic short, My Bloody Mary, that it had, indeed, been a Full Moon!

Woosa! Umm...Well, I guess that explains my morbid interest in piecing together my latest visual/audio erotica clip! And....some might fine fotos, if I do say so myself!

Umm....So, yeah, to see the clip version of my story, just go here

And, for fans of zee radio, you can listen to me LIVE on Platinum Puzzy radio tonight at 7pm PST/10pmEST

(3am London Time/4am Paris Time, which means you will officially be tuning in on Hump Day!)

If you're feeling mighty randy, you may even decide to call in to Platinum Puzzy Radio: 646-200-0474

Ms. Platinum Puzzy is a pretty darn hawt BBW porn goddess, and I am so very honoured to take part in a pow-wow with this phenomenal femme fatale. 

Can you tell I'm all off into alliteration and the like? Well, hey, why not? It's an ung_dly hour, I might as well have a bit of fun.

But, totally, I think it would be super cool if you call in. I'd feel all powerful and shizz. 

I'll be waiting, you yummy, yearning ladies and gents!

Oh, did I mention, she will ALSO be at Exxxotica Expo 2011 in Miami Beach? Then I get to hug her and bury my face in her TaTas, Tuesdays be damned!!!

Ooooh...what else is new that I can pass along to you all...Have you seen my Amazon store? I'm dipping my brain in the mainstream AND adult trust and getting all kinds of wet.

So, if you're an avid reader or just wanna have a go at my most highly recommended reads, well, go see it and get your learnin' on! 

My Ultimate Top Picks from my Personal Library

"Sharkproof" by Harvey Mackay

"The Now Revolution" by Jay Baer of Convince and Convert

"The Satanic Witch" by Anton LaVey


"The Wealth of Nations" by Adam Smith

I'll tell you why they're the bee's knees if you really want to know. And, no, I am no Satanist;)!

Ta tas for Now,

Monday, May 16, 2011

A Case of the Moan Days

Welcome to Eden. Hells ya!

Oh, wine for me, Monday peoples!

Oh, and dearest YouTube (I love you, I really do, but you're being weird):

I fail to see how any of my videos are more sexually gratuitous than any other videos on YouTube that feature women who are sexually attractive and not dressed in sweats or the like. My dance videos are videos that interpret the music I am listening to.

I am just as much a director as those whose music videos YouTube allows random users to upload, fully violating a myriad of copyright laws which are CLEARLY defined before a user can upload any content.

If you peruse the bulk of my YouTube content, you will see that I am a performance artist, an erotica writer, and a professionally trained dancer. With a Master's degree.

What if you just agree to compromise and label my entire channel mature, so that there is fair warning that mature subject matters may be addressed, but they ARE meant to educate, entertain, and inform, which is the goal of all social media.

Thank you,
Sandra London
<And yes, I DID send this to YouTube after they issued a warning and removed three of my videos, at least one of the three I can find abso-friggin-lutely no reason for its removal (Jimi Hendrix Dance tribute).
Come on, already! Are you serious? I wouldn't even post this here, but I saw the warning shortly after I uploaded the videos I posted above which means, like 4:20-ish a.m.>
Sigh. Good night. Maybe I should move to Amsterdam?
Um, ok. Happy thoughts....and yummy pics!
Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox! (May 2011)

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!
Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!
Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!

Sandra LONDON in Paris Rox!