Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Zero Day Thirty: Say HOOOT

 
ZERO DAY THIRTY: 'SAY HOOT' The Screenplay

A Call is initiated to emer-gency dispatch, on October 7, 2015 or on July 10, 2015:

 
Sandra London- Orange County Halloween Costume Contest (2nd Place)


[7/10/15, 6:28:40 PM] So Lo: Yes, sir....or.... madam, my apologies in advance, 

But... I need some.....like, urgent..assistance....



Yes, yes, any emergency operator will do...



No, I do not have a preference.

That's not what I meant, sorry!



Honestly!

Sandra London- Santa Barbara, California




*sigh*



Please, someone, anyone.....just...



Yes, I'll hold, but please, please...help me.....

.....

This.....Uh, i believe it is an...OWL......keeps.... slapping me and my gardener REPEATEDLY


[7/10/15, 6:28:44 PM] So Lo: OW!



[7/10/15, 6:29:04 PM] So Lo: No, no, I was saying OW...But there is also, indeed, an OWL....OWWWW



[7/10/15, 6:29:19 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L......



[7/10/15, 6:29:34 PM] So Lo: No, I am not under the influence of any illicit substance or knowing consumption of any, to my best knowledge of this statement...OWWWWW

Point Fermin Park November 2015


[7/10/15, 6:29:45 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L.......



[7/10/15, 6:29:45 PM] So Lo: MY EYES....WHY? Why? OWWWWW........



[7/10/15, 6:30:01 PM] So Lo: 0 0



[7/10/15, 6:30:10 PM] Emer-gency Ops: L


[7/10/15, 6:32:53 PM] So Lo: No, that was me, speaking American English, yes....Onomatopeia....OK. Yeah, no. THAT wasn't English. Originally, anyways. Greek, maybe?



A description? 

Um, one of my eyes is now swollen shut, but he, I think, yes, he appears to be a he and is....cloaked.....uh, masked......um.....coloured......?



No, i am not making a prank call!


Sandra London -October 28, 2013




No, i am not a member of a racist organization.....

What the...?

I am doing the BEST i can!



No, he did not make any audibly threatening statements.



His gestures …...just... landed on my face descended without warning!



No, I do not know if he is prone to tourettes or whether he has epilepsy....



No, i did not see a driver license or proof of identity.

Sandra London -Santa Barbara, California




Yes, I apologize for making this assumption. Yes, I understand your admonition. 

Can you just....listen...or get someone over here, please, please, pretty please?



It is possible this subject's name is..... (*THWACK*)......



I.......I.........ACHOO.....



No, i am not making racist statements......



Wait, are you serious?!?!

Point Fermin Park November 2015



[7/10/15, 6:35:08 PM] So Lo: Oh no, the... Subject just ....hugged me....with ...their......WINGS?



No, I am not a fundamentalist orthodox member of any sect or private club, I don't think....

No, I am not using slang, I'm describing...to the best of my.....



No, I did not attempt to procure nor solicit sex from the Subject....



I said SECT....S-E-C—Oww.....!!!

Point Fermin Park November 2015



[7/10/15, 6:35:54 PM] So Lo: No, the....Subject is not proposition me on the street, as far as I know, anyways....



I was on my way home from work.....



At a job.....



That is indoors......



Like, literally, literally....



OWWWWW.....



[7/10/15, 6:37:26 PM] So Lo: Really?!?!?!? OK...*sigh* YES, I'll HOLD....



But,but... please hurry, I think the... Subject understands the English language.



Why?Oh, wait...I'm NOT on hoooooold?



Well, because the....the...Subject... is now hugging me TIGHTER ever since I said HOLD.......OWWWW......

Point Fermin Park November 2015


I don't KNOW WHOOOO.......aaahhhhhh.......




[7/10/15, 6:37:33 PM] So Lo: (*mouth full of feathers*)


Sandra London-Orange County Halloween Costume Contest (2nd Place)




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