Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Happy Ta Ta Tuesday With Hot Lines In Reno




RENO 911: MIAMI QUOTES



Does anybody have any ideas?  -Lieutenant Jim Dangle

What about... a phone... you can smell through... -Deputy Trudy Weigel





You guys here for the suck-fest?  -Motel Owner




I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more. -Deputy Trudy Wiegel





I just had the weirdest dream -Deputy Travis Junior

You know you're driving, right?
-Lieutenant Jim Dangle [hits a porto-potty

No one was in it. -Deputy Travis Junior {looking back}








Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!  -Deputy Clementine Johnson





Any last words? -Jeff Spoder 

Ummm... Uhhhh... Ummm He liked it? NO! Wait!  -Lieutenant Jim Dangle





 You got anything down there? -Tattoo Artist {pointing to Clementine's crotch}

Actually, I have nothing down there. Just like a Barbie.  -Deputy Clementine Johnson





I've understood, like, every third word you've said to me the entire time I've known you. -Jeff Spoder {to the druglord}






We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you are the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd.-Deputy Raineesha Williams

How is this...? I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... Wait, lube or lewd?" -Terry





Who gave topless a gun?-Deputy Travis Junior: [one of the topless ladies on the beach is holding a pistol





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