Wednesday, February 29, 2012

28 +1 Sandra London Semi-Secrets (Day 5)


The Secret: Great Quotations are <almost> like a religion of their own to me.


The Spill: I am not so sure that I ever truly realized this until I started blogging with To Live and Grind in L.A., but seriously, a great quotation can inspire me, uplift me, move me, touch me, and basically damn near COMPLETE me. Whether I start out in a dour mood, neutral, or already feeling fantastic, an ensemble of grand mots from an iconic figure on the world stage, or even a virtual unknown, can help make my day/week/month and life that much better. For serious!

Mind if I list a few of two of my all-time favorite women?


"All great achievements require time." -Maya Angelou

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you have to be able to throw something back."-Maya Angelou

"My life has been one great big joke, a dance that walks, a song that's spoke; I laugh so hard I almost choke, when I think about myself"-Maya Angelou

"There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic, because he has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing." -Maya Angelou

"It does not matter how you came into the world, what matters is that you are here." -Oprah Winfrey

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." -Oprah Winfrey

"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not." -Oprah Winfrey

"So go ahead. Fall down, The world looks different from the ground." -Oprah Winfrey

Getting You Over The Hump with Ole Kink Cole

Sandra LONDON from the Pretty in Pink + Cheeks series

OLE KINK COLE


Ole Kink Cole
Had a very large pole

A very large pole
Had he

He called for his wife,
And her wet, ripe hole,

And he called for
His Diddlers Three.

Every naughty diddler
Gave a very fine diddle,

A very fine diddle
Gave she

Till sated Queen Cole
Came hard on his pole,

And squirted
The Diddlers Three !

Sandra LONDON from the Pretty in Pink + Cheeks series

Pickled Pink,

Sandra LONDON

-Ole Kink Cole was submitted by Master W, with slight revisions from yours truly. =) Happy HUMP Day!!!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

28 +1 Sandra London Semi-Secrets (Day 4)

Sandra LONDON (November 2011)

The Secret: I'm a silent ninja bunny in my sleep.

Sandra LONDON (January 2011)



The Spill: I sleep silently, for the most part, at night.

But, the noise I DO make, from time to time, comes in the form of thrashing my feet around against the bed.

Little kicks, in quick succession, like a lil bunny rabbit...

Or, like, you know how when you watch doggies running on their back/sides in the sleep?

Yeah.

That would be me.

Not like all night long...now THAT would be weird, huh? ;)

But, yeah, sometimes.

Sandra LONDON (November 2011)

Oh, and I am prone to spontaneous little giggles and hip wriggling...and thrusting and arching my bum, if I'm lying on my side.

MUCH to the amusement of bedfellows....or so I've been told.

Your Somnambulist Nympho,
sandra london

Happy Ta Ta Tuesday with Pretty in Pink+Cheeks




Monday, February 27, 2012

28 +1 Sandra London Semi-Secrets Day 3

Sandra LONDON (02/26/2012)


The Secret: Any form of math beyond basic pre-algebra might as well be Greek (to me). 


Sandra LONDON (02/26/2012)

The Spill: Oh, add Physics to the list of subjects that make me go, "Get thee AWAY!" IMMEDIATELY!!! =)

I mean, philosophically, sure, I get it.

And I sure do appreciate the utility that all that knowledge provides, but, um. Yeah, seriously, I am absolutely tragic in that regard.

As strong as I may be in reading/writing/language...I think it must be so to counterbalance the possibility of my ever becoming proficient in numbers and uber-science-y thingies.

There goes my dream of being a brain scientist....lol

Waaah.... *sigh* ;)


Secret # 3 Embedded,








Wanna do my homework? (jk)
Sandra LONDON
P.S.: pIX WIll be aDDed soon. Wanted to get in this post before the stroke of midnight!

Happy Moan Day: The Mastery of Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Sandra London (February 2012)


#1

Little Jacques Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating Miss Domina's pie

 He stuck his fat thumb
In his mistress's bum

And said, "What a good sub am I!"

Little Miss Muff-it
Was grooming her tuft-it
With her creamy white thighs asplay.


Along came Big Rider
Who stuck it inside her
And brightened Miss Muff-it's whole day!
 


#2
There was a hot totty
Of Stiletto shoe,
With soooo many subbies
But, she knew JUST what to do!
She sat upon their faces,
Poised; a pout on their heads
Then she whipped them all rosey
And sent those minions to BED!

*********

Lullabied by Master W, w/ small edits by Yours Truly,
Sandra LONDON

Sunday, February 26, 2012

28+1 Sandra London Mini-Secrets: Day 2

Sandra LONDON from the Tres Cheek series (02/26/2012)


The Secret: I once wrote a 29-page typed essay based on a writing prompt in reference to the novel, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. (24 pages more than the assignment required. For fun!)


Sandra LONDON from the Tres Cheek series (02/26/2012)


The Spill: The novel, Crime and Punishment, is what inspired me to major in psychology (I was in high school at the time) and also what piqued my initial interest in law and politics. I later switched majors to language and philosophy, but I knew since then that I was destined to be an eternal student. And, yes, I got an A+++. *bows =)



Secret #2 Embedded,

Sandra LONDON


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VIDEO: Sandra London Rides in Bicycle Race (Queen)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

28+1 Sandra London Mini-Secrets: Day 1 of BDay Countdown

Gift from Master W.

Secret #1: I like men who nourish me.
Gift from Sir H

The Spill: I do NOT know my way around the kitchen. Or, stove, to be more exact. If it involves more than making coffee, "instant" soup, or what have you....Well, all bets are off.

I do, however, like to PLAN meals, upon request: food/wine pairings + dessert? Totally!

More than happy to set the table, maybe do the dishes (especially if a dishwasher is present! Poor, green earth!).

However, that has been all I've been able to successfully manage in regards to the business behind nutritional, consumable sustenance.

Men who turn Chef-at-Night are sexxxy, what can I say?
HOT LIKE FYAH! ;)


Question: Does it make it better or worse that the last time I ever had the strongest desire learn to cook was  late last year upon discovering, while making hotel reservations, that the Mansion on Forsyth Park in Savannah, GA has a cooking school?

Gift from BakerMan (Hello Kitty Earrings)

Such prissy motivation......huzzah...;)



Secret 1 Embedded,











Sandra LONDON
P.S.: I might list more comedy of the kitchen anecdotes in the comments section....

~~Six Ways To Sunrise~~

Sandra LONDON from The Red-Threaded DollBaby Series 02/11/2012

"Sometimes you have to create what you want to be a part of."  -Geri Weitzman


Sandra London (2011)

"We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same." -Carlos Castaneda

Sandra LONDON from the Shining Lights series (2011)

"Many things are left for want of asking." -English Proverb


Sandra LONDON in the Shining Lights series (2011)

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -Albert Einstein


Sandra LONDON from the Red-Threaded DollBaby Series (02/11/2012)

"Well done is better than well said." -Benjamin Franklin



Sandra LONDON (Feb 2012)

"To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer." -SA'DI


RISE AND SHINE,

Sandra LONDON

P.S.: Stay tuned for a second, quick, fly by-post today (and for the next twenty nine days) as my bday countdown has officially begun! =) Happy Weekend!!!

Friday, February 24, 2012

~Viva La Weekend With A Playful Playtime Teaser~




Greetings, Grinders!

Be sure to tune in this Sunday evening, February 26th, from 8-9pm Pacific Standard Time to my live radio broadcast, Playtime With Sandra London.

Playtime will feature an on-air interview with artist, graphic designer, and website developer , Sir Theodore Houser of TuBear Studios.

You are more than welcome to call in to the show by dialing:
                                  
       
                               => 858-815-2333 <= (Call-In Number)


with your questions, commentary, or shout-outs. =)



For A Good Time, Listen In and Loosen Up ;)
Sandra London

Original Design by TuBear Studios

p.s.: To learn more about TuBear Studios and the mastermind behind the TuBear world of design (whose clients include  Exxxotica Expo and The Limo Show Digest, Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City), please check out:

TuBear Studios

and

TuBear, The Artist


p.p.s.: Playtime With Sandra broadcasts via BlogTalkRadio and can be heard on To Live and Grind in L.A., Naked Girls Radio, and, of course, directly on my BlogTalkRadio channel. Kthxbai ;)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

~@ As The Polls Turn: Grand Ole Posturing ~@

"YES, I'M JUDGING YOU." =) -from the Red-Threaded DollBaby Series <shot 02/11/2012>



Pre-Live Tweeted Commentary from yours truly @ImSandraLondon during last night's AZ Grand Ole Posturing:




"Currently watching AZ Live Pub Master (De)Bate....Pure comedy abounds ;)"

"Strong theoretical argument on birth control by Ronnie aimed at Santi and his invisible sweater...but such a touchy topic....*drama!*"

"RomneyCare? What's up with the oxymorons....et al....? lol...Hmm..."

"Ooh ooh ooh...Boy fight! Haircare flying everywhere! lol..I amuse myself...don't mind me!"

"This debate is better than a soap opera...all that thinly concealed, pent-up aggression...it's almost making me moist......MY EYES! lol"

"I like how the lighting is kept low in the audience.Sets the mood...Now if only they played sweet sounds of Obama singing in the background"


"That's it..I'm getting too turned on....Commercial break, please! =)"
********
"Waiting to Extoll" ;) -From the Red-Threaded DollBaby Series <shot 02/11/2012>



"Show Me Your Title XXX!",
From A Radical Grrl Scout and Adorable Armchair Critic,
Sandra London

Extras: Courage (huh?). Resolute (Indeed). Cheerful (WTF?). Consistent (And HOW! =)).
P.S. : If politics excite you as much as they do me, fill in my Inside Jokes by catching up: AZ GOP Debate Live Blog

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Rest In Peace, Whitney: To A Ribbon in The Sky




Rest in Peace, Whitney Houston

and

To All Once and Future Heavenly Kings and Queens,

sandra london

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Thong Thursdays: Three Nearly Naked Musings


" You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here." -Desiderata



"If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced." -Vincent Van Gogh




" Well, now that we have seen each other," said the Unicorn, "if you believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?" -Lewis Carroll


Wishful Thinking, =)























Sandra LONDON



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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

~Happy Hearts Day From A Red-Threaded DollBaby~

HAPPY VELVET VALENTINES' DAY =)
SANDRA LONDON IN "RED-THREADED DOLLBABY" 02/11/2012

SANDRA LONDON IN "RED-THREADED DOLLBABY" 02/11/2012

SANDRA LONDON IN "RED-THREADED DOLLBABY" 02/11/2012

SANDRA LONDON IN "RED-THREADED DOLLBABY" 02/11/2012

For Hearts That Throb In The Night,

Sandra LONDON

Monday, February 13, 2012

Happy Moan Day From The Eve of Valentines =)

SANDRA LONDON AS THE BLACK VALENTINA 2012

HAPPY VALENTINES FROM XERONYMOUS X

ROSY KISSES FROM SANDRA LONDON AS THE BLACK VALENTINA 2012

ROMANCING WITH ROPE

SANDRA LONDON AS THE BLACK VALENTINA 2012

ROMANCING WITH ROPES 2012

SANDRA LONDON SIDE VIEW AS THE BLACK VALENTINA 2012

SLEEP TIGHT----

Sandra LONDON

New Clip "Sandra London Nude Oil Massage" now available!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

~Tune In To Playtime With Sandra Tonight at 8pm PST~

   ~Playtime With Sandra London Radio Show Airs Tonight~
LISTEN TO PLAYTIME WITH SANDRA (SUNDAY NIGHTS 8PM Pacific Standard Time

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

***Come Grind With Me, Erotically*** =)


A warm and wet kitteh Thank You to everyone who tuned in last Sunday evening to my radio show, Playtime with Sandra.

The good times on Playtime will continue again (and again), this coming Sunday and onwards.

As I continue to fine-tune and collaborate with Naked Girls Radio, IndyBear, and others-to-be-named-soon-ish, I have a special message for those who may feel compelled to come with and get naked with me and my naughty net buddies.....(Keep Reading Below!)




******

For My Dear:


*Grinders who model/cam/film/pose and wish to further increase their fan base


*Grinders who are musically-inclined (with web-friendly audio files ready and willing for new fans and air-time)


*Grinders who are literarily erotic (aka: erotica writers, newbie nubiles or oh-so-pro are equally welcome) and like to storytell


*Grinders who are just-plain-awesome/entrepreneurial and want to share their sunshine (aka: website) with my listeners


*************


If any of the above indicators apply to you (or you know someone who'd totally fit within my playspace).....


=> You are more than welcome to email* me and/or check-in with me on Naked Girls Radio to submit your request to: 


A) Be Interviewed as a Featured Guest/Model


B) Have Your Music Featured (and on-deck on the radio playlist)


and/or


C) read/send a sample of your erotica
(or have me read it on your behalf, with your authorship fully credited/cited and a plug of your website)


->In-Real-Time,
->For the Love Of Audio, 


--->On an episode of my Playtime with Sandra London radio show.

****** =)


And now for a shameless, only slightly belated plug from yours truly:



Check Out My Latest Featured Live and Grind Erotica

My "first-time" short story erotica, Daniel And The Third Leg, was recently published (on January 17, 2012) and is available for your willing and able-bodied eyes on Every Night Erotica.

"Daniel..." is my second piece of lustful literature ever to be featured on EveryNightErotica.com .



<My first feature was The Nymph>


If it pleases you to do so, kindly let me (and E.N.E) know how well my story worked itself out for you ;)


Sandra London reading a bondage book called Bondage For Sex on Feb 4, 2012

Audibly Yours,
Sandra LONDON

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* Please send your radio show submissions to

                  sandra at toliveandgrindinla dot com