Monday, January 30, 2012

A Case of The Moan Days: As The Polls Turn

A Case of The Moan Days, with a lil bit o' L'Optisme ;)



"Those who have asserted all is well talk nonsense; they ought to have said that all is for the best."



"Nothing could be smarter, more splendid, more brilliant, better drawn up than two armies. Trumpets, fifes, hautboys, drums, cannons, formed a harmony such as never been heard in hell."


Ellen Kooi Photography

"I should like to know which is worse, to be raped a hundred times by Negro pirates, to have a buttock cut off, to run the gauntlet among the Bulgarians, to be whipped and flogged in an auto-da-fe, to be dissected, to row in a gally, in short, to endure all the miseries through which we have parsed, or to remain here doing nothing?"


Sandra London/Scorching Images

" If we do not exert the right of eating our neighbor, it is because we have other means of making good cheer."


Gothic Tattoo

"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"


Happy Moan Day ;)

Sandra LONDON

*Quotations from Candide (Voltaire) 1759

Saturday, January 28, 2012

~*~Shakin' Your Work Week Off*~*~ ;)




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"All Books Are Children's Books If Your Kid Can Read!"*,

Sandra LONDON

*R.I.P. Mitch HEDBERG <February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005>

Thursday, January 26, 2012

A Topless Thrill And Thong Thursday

video

*Music by Veruca Salt, "Volcano Girls"
Sandra London as The Volcano Gal (01/26/2012)

Sandra London as The Volcano Gal (01/26/2012)

Sandra London as The Volcano Gal (01/26/2012)

Sandra London as The Volcano Gal (01/26/2012)

Sandra London (01/26/2012)

Amazingly Alliterate,

Sandra LONDON

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

~Getting You Over The Hump with Big Brother~

A Horny Goat from Cox Farms, Virginia

Big Brother's Coming To Town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good for FREEDOM's sake!

Oh, you better not riot
You better not strike
You better not doubt

I'm telling you why...

AERODRONE is coming to town

Aerodrone is coming to town

Aerodrone
Is Coming

To Town


Sandra LONDON and her Big Bro, Huggy

Thinking BIG in mah tin foil hat ;)
























Sandra LONDON

Monday, January 23, 2012

~Leaving Las Vegas and H(AVN)' Fun~


I'm sooo bad for not posting in the last few days, I know!

 I blame Vegas .....

Or maybe the Jager (although not necessarily in that order! jk)

I made it out here to the V-Town on Thursday on two wings and a prayer.

I was thisclose to not making my flight at all, you guys!

Luckily, the airline desk clerk changed her directive from asking me to return for an 8pm flight (It was about 1245pm or so) to saying, "OK, if you walk (or run) quickly, you juuust might make it!

So, I took that challenge and made it in record time through security and past the most confusing compartment of flight gate scategories evAr.

Or, almost.

The Calgary airport still wins for biggest mindf*** over matter.

Moving along.....

Sandra LONDON

I paid for the airport shuttle from the Vegas airport in shiny half dollars and was only mildly distressed by the hard sales pressure of the dude trying to peddle time shares in exchange for 'deep' discounts to shows.

"See this $300 price tag written in this here catalogue? How much do you think I can get that to come down for you all? Wait for it....wait for it.....$100....ooh, or even LESS. Possibly. Maybe....Just, uhh....well, how much ya got?"

Shenanigans!!!

Sandra LONDON


But, hey, a pitch is a pitch, non?

Nah.

*Sigh*

But, hey, who am I to interject?

Sooo, chilling in the Hard Rock night after night for AVN festivities provided plenty of amusement and good times. I love the energy and music that blares out over the loud speakers in this hotel/casino more than any other.

While trekking about in search of Body English, I happened upon the beautiful, stunningly gorgeous Misty Stone, whom I had previously met during Night Moves as well as the super hot Sophie Dee and the uber cool bruh man, Lee Bangs

Every meal I've had has been absolutely exceptional. Who knew strawberries and whipped cream could be that darn yummy for no reason at all?

What's more, the weather has been largely agreeable, with the exception of the other night when I wore a tight, halter dress and left my velour jacket in the room and braved the 'wintry' night with headlights a beamin'.....
Sandra LONDON


Ummm.....and...arrangements are being made to provide a supplementary radio broadcast to make up for last night's cancelled show. 

Luckily, I was able to confer with Ustream and music licensing was NOT the reason for the abrupt ending to last weekend's show.

Blame mes tatas....!

The cleave was a bit tooo.....non-PG for the general audience.

Is that vague?

Sandra LONDON


Or do you understand the code  that I am relaying with my fingers?!?!? =)

Be that as it may, yours truly will be right back doin' the do and 'casting for you live in short order.

Rest assured, I will keep you, uh, aBREAST in regards to the next round of Playtime.

In the meanwhile, I will be debating whether or not to venture out of my hotel room to pick up any last minute trinkets or keep plugging away on the interwebs until I am summoned to grind the friendly skies and go back (in black) to Cali!!!




Sinnin' Is Winnin', or "Have a Lucky Moan Day",
Sandra LONDON

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

~*~Have a Happy, Hot-Blooded Hump Day~*~





Happy Hump Day, Guyz and Dahlz,

Sandra LONDON

*Filmed the same day as the Max Porn Blog clip in 2011

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

A Ta Tas Tuesday Archive To Remember

WEST HOLLYWOOD/ SANDRA LONDON

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."-Unknown

WEST HOLLYWOOD/ SANDRA LONDON

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those two places." -Henry Youngman


BOHEMIAN GALLERY AT MANSION AT FORSYTH PARK

"I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush


SANDRA LONDON IN BUSTY BALLOONS III

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?"
"An offer you can't understand." -Unknown


DIK DIK !!!

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." -Mitch Hedberg


BEEFY BABE AT COX FARMS, VIRGINIA 2011

"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert." -Damien Fahey


WEST HOLLYWOOD/ SANDRA LONDON

"You're not a slut? So....are you, like, a volunteer prostitute?" -Lyrical Sniper

WEST HOLLYWOOD/ SANDRA LONDON

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send." -RitleySammich

WEST HOLLYWOOD/ SANDRA LONDON

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them back and yell, "I wanted cookies!" " -Zekeylove


Cheers From Your Darling "Peeping Tammy",

Sandra LONDON

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Join Me For Playtime With Sandra London Tonight

SANDRA LONDON of PLAYTIME WITH SANDRA LONDON

Watch Playtime With Sandra London, broadcasting LIVE via  Naked Girls Radio every Sunday evening from 8pm-9pm Pacific Standard Time

(10pm Central/11pm Eastern/ 5am Paris/Euro Time)

Sandra London, Webmistress of  To Live and Grind in L.A. and Naked Girls Radio Model of the Month for January 2012

Let's Play =) ,

Sandra London

Friday, January 13, 2012

Friday's Favorite Jams: Lemme Be Your DJ






Spinnin' Your Weekend,
EXXOTICA NEW JERSEY, NOVEMBER 2011

Sandra "The Spinner" London =)

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Thursday's Things My Kitteh Says

KNOCK! KNOCK!

AHH....GOTCHA!!! IT'S ME! YOUR CHOCO-KITTEH.  HERE ON A BOX!!! =)

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MAH POOH!

EEEE! CAN MAH POOH STAY, PURTY, PLEASE?

HE CAN EVEN READ INVISIBLE WORDS!!! LOOKIT!

HA HA HA! UMM....HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU, "BOOBIES"

YAAAAY! OK, I GO SLEEP NOW....PURRRR.....
OOOH OOOH OOOH CAN HIM COME, TOO? THAT'S HAMMY, HE'S THE BEST BLURBRY EVER!!!

Random Acts of Cutieness brought to you via teddybear and chocolate giftings from Hawaii (and a SoCal Beach near moi),


Sandra London (Please excuse the silliness, but that's as good as it's gonna get today!=))

~Featuring Esther, the Christmas Kitteh and Hammy, the 'visually anonymous' Blurbry(Blurry Babee) Piglet~

P.S.: Thank you, Nippy!
P.P.S.: Happy Birthday, "PerKy"!!!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012