Saturday, December 29, 2012

~Happy Saturn Daze With Common Nonsense~





 Narrator

And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. 

People wrote books and movies-----Movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again! 









Frito: [Acting as Joe's public defender] It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?
 

Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not guilty!

Frito: That's not what the other lawyer said.



Frito: I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

 
Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good; I went to law school here.
 

Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?
 

Frito: Yah, I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.




Carl's Jr. Computer
This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. 

Your kids are starving. 

Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. 

Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. 

Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[Joe approaches the computer]

Carl's Jr. Computer

Welcome to Carl's Jr. 

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? 

Now with more MOLECULES!


 An Ode To Idiocracy,

Sandra LONDON



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