Tuesday, October 2, 2012

~Pretty Presidential: Incumbent vs Income Bank~



The Charming Aural Professor vs. Saint Golden Hood, LLC





Candidate 1: The Charming Aural Professor

Chicago <2005>




A CONSUMMATE CROONER


<Soulful Songbird, Learned Linguist, Outstanding Orator. Mmm,my cups runneth over>



 
A DASHING DIPLOMAT


<A sign of a true statesman is one who can lead their enemy silently to the gallows...from a million miles away>



 
AN ERUDITE SCHOLAR


<Academians can achieve submission by sheer verbosity alone!>





A DOGGIE LOVER


<And friends of the Animals and Humanitarians are one and the same. Word.>





EMBEDDED


<Because 'there are known unknowns', but we know that we don't even KNOW the 'unknown unknowns', ya know? > ;)







WELL-ENDOWED ;)


<He makes it rain big Benjamins wherever he goes. Dancers, take notes!!! ;) >



MULTI-CULTURAL

<So he's always at least half-(if not 3/5ths)--awesome to SOMEBODY at any given moment! ;)>
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Candidate # 2 Saint Golden Hood
 



A FORMER CHEERLEADER

 
<Rah! Rah! Sis Boom Baah... Everyone loves a skiiiiiiirt!>


A GATE-KEEPER
 
<But...but...but..... I'm not invited to HIS Heaven...So....Waaah! =( >


A CONNECTOR

                              <Dog + Woof = Roof !>


 
 
 
A CONVERTOR


<Mais les francais n'en voulaient pas. Tant pis, einh?>





RESOURCEFUL


<When a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore, why don't we move the goal posts to where no one speaks Dollar in their households, any-darn-ways? Tee hee)


 
 




A M0NEY-MAKER....!


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MULTI-CULTURAL

<”Hola! Hablas mi lingua? Bueno!”>


HAS 000000000000000000s IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES.....

<.......And nation-states, providential states, big, ole fancy estates, neutral states, pattycakes, bankermen...... islands, islets,bits, bytes, congregations, organizations, enterprises, franchises, subsidzings....down-sizings....and denominations>
 





DISCLAIMER: For entertainment purposes <and my idle amusement> only. Any relation to actual people, corporations-who-are-people, legal non-fictions, entities, and their representatives and/or constituents are purely, and, like, totally coincidental.




HAVE A SUPER TUESDAY,

Sandra LONDON

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