Saturday, December 31, 2011

Sandra London's Top 25 List of 2011 Belle Rockin' Roundup!!!


1) Cet Obscur Objet Du Desir (realise par Luis Bunuel)

2) Due Process and Stick-to-it-iveness....ness =)

3) Prague and The European Summit

4) Exxxotica Miami, Chicago, LA, and NJ

5) Reverence of Contemporary and Timeless Heroes in Human Form.

6) Angel Investors & Asset Building

7) The Noble Pursuit of Truth, Justice, and Happiness.

8) Vampyres by Jose Ramon Larraz

9) Daniel Tosh and The Acknowledgement of Absurdity

10) The Mansion at Forsyth Park-Savannah, GA

11) Visiting Troy Davis' cemetery plot in Georgia.

12) Prince William and Lady Catherine Middleton (and female heirs having equal rights to the throne)

13) Erotica Writers/Writing/Readers

14) South Beee--ahhhh---chh (!!!)

15) Freedom Fighters

16) The personification of my ever-increasing teddy bear family collection

17) Watching a superb Chaser's Lounge  karaoke revised rendition of the song which now goes, "I'm a redneck womanizer/ Can I get a "Hell YEAH?!?!" ;)

18) The Power of the Kitteh

19) Mandarin Oriental, Washington D.C.

20) Erotic Art

21) Increasingly Odd Moments of Random Inspiration

22) The Dearest Goats I Ever Did See at Cox Farms, Virginia

23) Learning-By-Doing

24) Versatility. Dynamism. Expecting The Unexpected.

25) Eternal Returns



In The Heart of The Dragon,
SANDRA LONDON

Friday, December 30, 2011

Santa's Pole and The Ever Incorrigible Unicorn

Santa's Pole and The Ever-Incorrigible Unicorn*

I've lived nearly fifty-two weeks so far this whole year

Packed my travel bags with freedom and feathers, but no fear

Fed some goats, kissed a kitty, ran with puppies, far and near

Oh, Santa! Dear Santa, where the f*** are my reindeer?
HAVE YOU SEEN MY DEER? PLEASE RETURN TO SANTA'S UNICORN, POST-HASTE ;)


I Want Half <But I'll settle for 1/3!>,

Santa's Unicorn* ;)


*Unicorn (Swinger Slang):

Definition=> Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.

Definition gleaned from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unicorn

A Short, cute (hopefully) funny written by Sandra LONDON on-the-spot on 12/30/2011 at 6:10pm PST

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Thursday's Thong-Bytes and Wood Knockings

video

OK, so I did this little ditty in the oui hours of yester' morn'....getting my last jollies off and out before I change my beloved tresses, yet AGAIN, into something even sexier, sultrier, and somewhat more humanoid.

I got carried away with the feather in that clip above.

But can you blame me?

It matches the drapes oh-so-purrfectly, non?

Meanwhile, back at the palace, I've been musing and mumbling, tapping away on dear Josie, my beloved pink VAIO, and trying to make a valiant attempt at having a day or three off from working so laboriously on site plannings and net domination...

But, ya, see, you know, I can't stay away for too long...

I've got too much...just, like...brimming.....and frothing...(ehhh...wait, eww?)...

umm....

Yeah, what I mean to say is that I like 'talking with' you all...

I won't say 'to', because quite a few of you do engage with me via email, Twitter, comments, in-person 'WTF was THAT about? Was that post meant exclusively for moi?' type of interplay and such...that, well, I know ya hear me...and

I like to hear from you, too!!!

And, no.

No posts are meant expressly for any single person, unless you're expressly mentioned and, like, heretofore aware of your pseudonym, moniker, and/or alias.

Suffice it to say, you're all lovely, wonderful, and snuggly and the 'you' I refer to is to all humankind that happen upon my playground on the web...

And, of course, my scribblings are largely notes of well-wishings, inspirations, words of wisdom, and mighty meanderings.

It's a labour of love because:


=> I love to grind,

=>I love The Grind,

=> I love 'YOU'

and

=> I love sitting upon your virtual lap, desk, palm, fingers (virtually!!!) or entering your wet dream per your ardent, feverish desires.



Your Knob Knocker,

Sandra LONDON

Sandra's Wishlist

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

~*~Wishes From The Wishing You Well~*~ =)


“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” –Omar
Khayyam


“Magic is believing in yourself.  If you can do that, you can make
anything happen.”- Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe


Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth.  Unseen, both when
we wake and when we sleep.” – John Milton, Paradise Lost
 


“A dream is a prophecy in miniature.” - Talmud
 


“Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale.” –Hans Christian
Anderson




 Capturing the Holiday Spirit,
Sandra LONDON

Sunday, December 25, 2011

~*~Merry XXXMas Everyone~*~ =)







Joyeux Noel,

Sandra LONDON & Huggy the Bear

Captured by Hello Kitty; brought to you via Samsung

Friday, December 23, 2011

XXXMas Countdown Day II: Minding Your Darling Dahl House-Keeper =)

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011


THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011

THE DAHL HOUSE SERIES/ SANDRA LONDON DECEMBER 2011


From The XXXMas Chest of the Merriest Maiden of All,

Sandra London ;)

p.s.: Thank you, L.S. Delirious for the photo-shooting!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

XXXMas Countdown Day IV: Getting You Over The Hump, Animal-Style ;)

SAVANNAH, GEORGIA/ RIVERBOAT CRUISES DOCK
“When I was five years old I saw an insect that had been eaten by ants and of which nothing remained except the shell. Through the holes in its anatomy one could see the sky. Every time I wish to attain purity I look at the sky through flesh.” - Salvador Dali


AN EAST COAST KITTEH
"To err is human, to purr, feline" ~ Robert Byrne


Sandra London in "Hotter Than South Beach"
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry


HEADED FOR MARTYRDOM, ARE WE?  LOL
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Anonymous




Fancying Friendly Fluffers,

Sandra LONDON =)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

XXXMas Countdown Day V: Like Tickles For TaTas


THOUSAND STEPS BEACH/ SANDRA LONDON


Because you're sexy and you know it, my dear readers!!!!
Sandra LONDON

Monday, December 19, 2011

XXXMas Countdown Day VI: A Sexy Six Shots Salute

WHISKY A GO GO, EROTICA LA- 2008
MANHATTAN BEACH 2011/SANDRA LONDON

LE STUDIO-PARIS, FRANCE APRIL 2006/ SANDRA LONDON

LE STUDIO, PARIS, FRANCE 2006/ SANDRA LONDON

SANDRA LONDON/ NOVEMBER 2011

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 2010/ SANDRA LONDON
hAPPY bIRTHDAY, tUbEAR StuDios,
SANDRA LONDON =)

Sunday, December 18, 2011

XXXMas Countdown Day VII: Rockin' Your House Electro-Style




Shake The Weekend Off ,

Sandra LONDON

A Moment of Reflection and Timeless Wisdom-Remembering Vaclav Havel


"There are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous and absurd dimensions, to laugh at others and at ourselves, a sense of irony regarding everything that calls out for parody in this world...."

".... In other words, I can only recommend perspective and distance. Awareness of all the most dangerous kinds of vanity, both in others and in ourselves. A good mind. A modest certainty about the meaning of things. Gratitude for the gift of life and the courage to take responsibility for it. Vigilance of spirit." - Vaclav Havel (October 5, 1936-December 18, 2011)



Rest in Peace, Vaclav Havel
sandra london
p.s.: Day VII 's Countdown Post Will Appear Separately Later Today.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

XXXMAS Countdown Day VIII: The Stock Exchange of Sexy Time

DAY 8 OF THE XXXMAS COUNTDOWN

Here, Here my lovely Rain-Deer:
In the spirit of giving and receiving, swapping and spitting, and the most mutually beneficial (and rewarding (!) ) shenanigans that come along with the  year-end holiday season,
I thought I’d wager my own version of the sexiest type of stock exchange. ;)

But only if you’re game!!!

If not, feel free to use the links below to inspire you with gift ideas for family, friends, and your nearest and dearest.


Rules of Engagement

Ladies and Gentlemen, from today, Saturday, December 17th, 2011 until the stroke of midnight on the morn of December 26th, 2011, any gift card(s) you bestow upon yours truly to celebrate XXXMas and/or Live and Grind’s one year anniversary will be rewarded, in kind, with your choice of either :


A) A Super-Sexy, Personalized, Nude XXXMas Video Clip (5-10 minute in .wmv format)


OR

B) A Private, Nude Cam Show

OR

C) A Live, Naughty Phone Chat


~Your Cam or Phone session time length will be matched dollar-per-minute based on your gift card contribution(s) from Saturday, December 17th, 2011 through 12am on Monday, December 26th, 2011.

~Your rewards session(s) can be redeemed through the entire holiday season, until 12am on Wednesday, February 1st, . 2012 and do not have to be consumed all at once!~



A Few of My Favorite Online Stores










10) ***(Insert Your Choice of Store Gift Card You Think I’d Enjoy)***



~*~*~*(Please send your loving gift card contributions to: imsandralondon at gmail dot com)~*~*~*



Viva Le Stock Exchange o’ Sexy Times,

Sandra LONDON

P.S.: OK, and here’s one of my favorite free resources for everyone:
RetailMeNot.com <-  which is on my hot, short- list- of- awesome deal/coupon sites to save money on scores of online shops, restaurants, etc. You’re welcome! ;)