Sunday, July 31, 2011

Silly Time With Sandra London



Brought To You by the VERY funny DOMINIQUE. If she doesn't make you laugh so hard you cry a big wet   puddle, I don't know what to tell you!!!!!

Get your tissues on standby,
Sandra LONDON

Friday, July 29, 2011

Friday's Finds For CamGirls and The Men Who Love A Look-See

FOR CAM GIRL LOVERS
Edited To Add: Support My Wish dot com is no longer in operation -08/28/2011 

Support My Wish is a site which launched in about May or so of this year. It features sexy online women who purport their WISHES to members in exchange for their:


A) time- via messages, blogs, and live text-chat


B) live cam (and even cam2cam so she can see what you're working with!)


C) erotic content- videos, sexy stories, pictures


D) beauty- when you don't really care what they want or how much that might cost because you are a slave to her feminine form via free public videos & photos




FOR CAM GIRLS

 Cam Girl Services is a site I found early last week while surfing and I wanted to make sure that other camgirls were aware of their service as an option to help out in your online endeavours. 


The cool thing about their site is that they offer several different options, many of them a la carte, and that they are quite proficient in the nitty gritty areas where you may or may not have as much experience. 


I know from my own experience that, as far as I've come from being an absolute novice at designing my own site, no matter how much I've learned (oooh, and oh-so-quickly, mind you!) there are still plenty of things that make me go, "Umm.....Whaaaaat?" 


If there are any areas that you feel you'd like to have techies take over, while still maintaining control over all the stuff you CAN do for your own site, well, then I'd definitely recommend at least giving their site a once-over and see if you can come to some sort of working relationship.


They offer:
-Complete web design packages with built-in credit card processing systems (CCBill, Zombaio)


-A la carte options, when you want just one or a few specialized services, but are otherwise fully vetted out on your site.


For complete details, visitwww.camgirlservices.com


For camgirls wishing to remain as independent as possible, you can still benefit from a link trade with CamGirlServices to get FREE traffic:
http://camgirlservices.com/get-webcam-traffic.html

=> I'm listed on both! ;)
*Had my first day with SMW yesterday and it all went swimmingly;)



Here's Lookin' At YOU,
Sandra LONDON

-Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!- To Live and Grind in L.A.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Miss Blues'es Child: An Amy Winehouse Tribute



-The YouTube video above was one of the first recorded a capella performances I had ever viewed of Amy Winehouse, who performs the song, "Valerie". It is also one of my favorites!!! 


The poem below was what I read this morning when thumbing through Selected Poems of Langston Hughes, while waiting for some form of "inspiration" to kick in to guide today's blog post.  


Bless the fans, friends, and family of Amy Winehouse, a fallen star and rising angel (my opinion only).


MISS BLUES'ES CHILD
-A poem by Langston Hughes

"If the blues would let me,
Lord knows I would smile.
If the blues would let me,
I would smile, smile, smile.
Instead of that I'm cryin'-




You were my moon up in the sky,
At night my wishing star.
I love you, oh, I love you so-
But you have gone so far!




Now my days are lonely,
And night-time drives me wild.
In my heart I'm crying,
I'm just Miss Blues'es child!"






--From Selected Poems of Langston HUGHES, Vintage Classics

~Rest in Peace, Amy Jade Winehouse~

-Sandra LONDON

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Hump Day Playboy Radio Morning Show Pictures of Sandra London

Sandra London Twit Pics from Hump Day via Playboy Radio Morning Show with Andrea Lowell and Kevin Klein
There goes the first article of clothing!  on Twitpic
There goes the first article of clothing!  on Twitpic

~Follow @pbmorningshow for more hot pics of sexy Playboy Radio Morning Show models, guests, and playmates~


Oh, and long live Jim Morrison!!!!;)


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I Didn't Fall For You, You Tripped Me!!!=)

Eau, Niagara, Ca tombe! Or, Niagara is Falling (originally published August 16, 2007)

Notes: Today, the first news headline I saw when I logged online was about the impending Toronto Film Festival. It instantly inspired me to insert yet another Sandra London Flashback, this time about my own visit to the almighty TO. Hope you all enjoy my "trip" down memory lane.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 was the last sign up deadline for orientation for the Toronto International Film Festival. 


I arrived at Pearson Airport, Mississauga, Canada outside of Toronto at 6am Friday morning after my USAir/AmericaWest flight went horribly awry. 


Luckily, I was able to confirm a booking on a direct AirCanada flight at 10pm Friday night. 


What a nightmare it was to arrive at LAX (and this was prior to that infamous international flight delay meltdown which stranded more than 17,000 passengers, mind you, by, like a day or two)....


I was the first (!!!!)) in pure Aries fashion.


What started out as a 930am flight arriving in TO by 7pm turned into an 11hr delay.


But, I digress. 


I stumbled about bleary-eyed through the terminal looking for the Pacific bus to take me downtown to my summer residence, Neill Wycik.  


Mistakenly, I go up a floor and, as Im about to ask a guy and girl if this was the designated bus stop pick-up zone, I nearly flipped over the sidewalk as my flip flops..flopped upside down and nearly splayed me on the pavement!
FOR DEMONSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY ;)
  


Ahh...classy.  


Thinly hiding their amusement, they informed me I needed to go back downstairs.  


So I ask the transport desk where to go, park myself at terminal 3 and along comes a friendly New Zealander..


(Im such a pro at accents, he was amazed that I could pinpoint the land from which he was spawned at "Hello"!). 


The bus arrived about 5 or so minutes late and off we headed. 


The Neill Wycik summer residence is normally a dormitory for college students. However, this was August, so they were en vacances. 


For the most part.  


My room on their 17th floor was small and sparsely furnished with no air conditioning but it had its charm. 


I had a pretty clear view of downtown Toronto and all the plugs were compatible with US-compatible plugs...


What more can one need?  


The top floor had a balcony which provided a nearly unobstructed view of the sprawling metropolis and despite the no smoking, no alcohol signs ...well, this WAS a college dorm! 


My first day was a bit of a blur. 


After checking in, I cashed in on the breakfast (included in the price) and drifted to sleep in my barracks (*grins).  


I woke up about 6pm or so and decided to go out in search of foodstuffs.  


Yonge Street (pronounced like Young) is the major city strip and there were plenty of restaurants, pizza shops, adult stores, and malls to feel just like home...


But a cleaner, safer, friendlier, more..... boring home....or so I thought initially. 


 I kept trying to figure it out. 


"Whats missing here?" 


"Where are all the puppies? " 
AT DEL TACO? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!
"Were they bored to sleep?" lol...
MAYBE THESE TWO KNOW WHAT'S UP?!?!
However, I would learn over the course of my long weekend that TO is in fact a very interesting city with plenty going on..it just takes more than a minute to uncover. 


I mean, it's not like New York where 'joy' is spit right in your face...


No, you've got to coax it out....coddle it a bit..and then it comes to you.....as such....




-THE END-


Happy Viewing,
SANDRA LONDON

Friday, July 22, 2011

Friday's Fabulous Femme: The Kinky Khristy Creams



~A Tete-a-Tete Betwixt Two Tweety Birdies~


Khristy Creams: Hey girl are you there??
Sandra London: Hey, Khristy!!!


Khristy Creams: Hey girl!!!!
sorry I didn't see your tweet earlier I'm working on my No Thong Thursday post getting it ready
Sandra London: Just sitting on the couch eating a slize of pizza, but I've been going through your site here and there for the past few days so that I don't ask you too many questions you've already answered in your posts! 


Khristy Creams: I've had many a naughty thought about you I'll admit
Sandra London: Oooh.....So my "master plan" to entice and enchant people is working!!! yaaaaay! lol...I mean...thank you?!?!? lol...=)

Khristy Creams: Well I am a huge believer and advocate in masturbation as you probably already know
Sandra London: Impressive!
And what is your favorite position when masturbating? On your back? On your tummy?
In the shower with the shower head?
Any masturbation rituals?
lol

Khristy Creams: All of it!  I have a Sybian too and I ride it almost every day I've always been hyper sexual since I discovered my own body.......Mmm...by the way.....How into girls are you??


TO BE CONTINUED....
Learn more about the lustful Khristy Creams on her website here

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Hangin' On By A Thread



Above lies an absolutely fascinating promo video of Fetish Artist Miss Crash. And, what's more, I've even "hung" out with her for a few minutes, although not in "that way";)


I'd advise you all to keep on hangin' on as well, as it is almost Friday.


"Friday, Friday......blah blah blah....blllpppffftttsssssaaaaghhhhzomg"

Oh, and just wait until you see what I've got in store for tomorrow's post.


Even more fun with gals...Another tete-a-tete with a brilliant, ballsy chica.


Meanwhile, later on tonight, I'll be toiling away at all that the web has to offer.
"Newspapers are just papery blogs"-Craig Ferguson =)
I've stumbled across even more amazing finds to share with you all, and I just need a wee bit more time to piece it altogether oh-so-elegantly and maybe even eloquently.


I am sure it can be done. And so it shall.

"All with my two little fingers."-Sandra London


Happy Thursday,
Sandra LONDON

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Hump Day Dick-Matization Warning =)



Sommore is sooooo BOSS. Happy Hump Day, bunnies!!!

Mind your Ps and Ds,
Sandra LONDON

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Twelve Ticklers For Your Ta Ta Tuesday


1) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner


2) Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx


3) Cleanliness becomes a lot more important when g_dliness is unlikely.- P.J. O'Rourke


4) Experience is what you have after you have forgotten her name.- Milton Berle


5) Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.- Mark Twain


6) Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?-Phyllis Diller



7) I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.- Lily Tomlin


8) I have never been hurt by what I have not said. - Calvin Coolidge


9) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Phelgos


10) Television has brought back murder into the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchcock


11) Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.- H L Mencken


12) I intend to live forever. So far, so good. =) -Stephen Wright
TICKLED PRETTY,
Sandra LONDON

Monday, July 18, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

A Carmageddon To Remember

Oooh, I soo did not want to even address "Carmageddon" here in Los Angeles. I thought I was so above it. 


'Fraid not. 


Surprisingly, the freeway workers finished their 405 stint earlyIsn't that weird? 

We Los Angelenos were so positively inundated with fear-mongering in the news of just how truly awful Carmageddon was most assuredly going to turn out. 


Eh, not so much, for most of SoCal. We did have a helluva Full Moon, though!!!


But, anyways, you know what I DO want to go on about? 

Let's see....first things first, check out the awesome re-imagining of my leather corset picture below. 


Do you all remember when it was yellow in the original jpeg? If not, click on my "FREEdom" page for reference. Well, the powers that be {aka web designer(s)} were able to make that yellow a LOT more pink.

BAM! You've been PINKED!!!

Oooh, what else? Uhhh...I am a die-hard fan of BMWs. Especially Z4s, be still me heart...and,like, sooo....
Hot Wheels for a Warm Wilma;)

I only need to rummage around for, like, a spare $XX,000 in pocket lint sometime soon to make my dream car a living fairy tale. 


How am I doing so far, you ask? 


Well, I just started counting my pennies about two hours ago....


And...I'm still counting....


Alas, I'll let y'all know in the next few weeks what my piglet jar amounts to by way of a photo of ME standing next to THIS car or its facsimile. =)


Or, I'll just say no more.... Indefinitely!!!! 

Come ye, babes, and pray for me now. 
Pssst....Bow your head.......(jk;) ).


I do have a few other updates, but I am too busy drooling over the vehicle above to compose much more than this. 
However, if anyone out there in SoCal is selling a tasty Trans-Am, a cool Camaro, or a classic and magical Mustang....(and preferably a convertible).
Or maybe you just want some sexy chica to take some hot wheels off your hands post-haste....{tee hee} 

Some nerve!!! I know, right? But you never know until you ask, einh?..... Yeah, let's talk! 


Private Auto Sellers, you can leave me a brief comment below this post with your email address to where I may respond to your sales offer.*


I heart Beamers,
SANDRA LONDON
*I am leery of spam, so I will not respond to any initial car offers sent directly to my email address. Please just leave a brief comment if you'd like to begin a dialogue via email. 

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Weekend Girl: Happy TGIF

Check out my latest work-in-progress dance clip below:
http://nakedgirlsradio.com/videos/view/buddha-bar-party-part-one_4922.html


I shot the video above on Wednesday, July 13th locally here in So Cal. I "re-imagined" it with the help of Windows Live Movie whatchamacallit and I'm digging the animated effect.

The only CATCH is that there is no sound (sshhh, I know, I know. You gotta put the thing into the thing....). 

The clip was filmed on a different camera,  a Sony, that saved the clip as an MTS file.

I still need to read and tinker with how to successfully restore the sound to the video, while also keeping it in its current converted WMV format. It's on the way, but here's your sneak peek, voyeurs!

Uhh...ok, enough of that.

Last night's FootNight party was a LOT of fun. I had a great time meeting Steve,  the owner of FootNight in person, as well as Miss Crash, Ray, the foot lovers and a few very fine femme fatales with oh-so-purty feet!

Thank you all for being so awesome, considerate, and seriously going the extra mile for me. I appreciate everything you have done and we've only just become acquainted!!!!

I tip my toes to you, my sweets;)

Lastly, lemme rewind a bit and just mention that if I am unable to restore the original music that went with my dance above, I will be setting it to a new, as-yet- undecided soundtrack. Song suggestions are welcome!

One great community I recently joined just may have a track amongst the musical talent within the site which would fit perfectly.

That site is Naked Girls Radio and I believe this is also the beginning of another amazing new friendship en masse!!!

Thanks again to everyone who has exemplified such good will, character, and connectedness.

You are all so full of win that I am beside myself, truly;)

Wait.

Did I just make that a wrap-around compliment that included pats on the bum to us all?

Why, yes.

Yes, I did!


Feeling Footloose,
Sandra London

p.s.: Foot Night is trotting next week, Thursday. July 21st to Portland, Oregon! Check it out, Pacific Northwesterners!!!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

A Late Tippy Toe Tuesday

FOR MY LOS ANGELES FOOT LOVIN' FELLOWS


 FOOT NIGHT IS COMING TO LOS ANGELES, JULY 14TH, 2011 @7pm




The summer heat is bringing out beautiful tanned Southern California girls in their hot and sexy beachwear.. sarongs, bikinis, fantasy swimwear, flip flops and delicious bare feet!


Why go to the beach to check out the lovely ladies and their feet when the beach is being brought right here to you for your summer fun and enjoyment! 





  • Brand New Downtown LA Location with beautiful ambience and downtown view!
  • On-Site attended parking!
  • Private escorted entrance and elevator and great new amenities.
  • More private 1-on-1 foot play areas than we've had in years.
  • Full Bar and tasty snacks
  • Convenient to get to, right near the freeway
  • Secure, safe locked door location
  • Unbridled foot fun and worship
  • Fun, intimate, friendly no-pressure atmosphere
  • 50 + of the hottest Southern California models, as well as gorgeous special guest models from across the USA and even from Canada
  • The Ultimate Night of Feet and Foot Worship!


Find out more INFO at http://www.footnight.com/la.html

Won't you come join me and my sexy foot fetish gal pals for Foot Night L.A.? 


We'll be waiting!!! See you there!


Playing Virtual Footsies,
SANDRA LONDON

Monday, July 11, 2011

Does Your Secretary Take Dictation?

Sandra London Archives Photo-Taken in 2004


This was my response to the question, "Did seeing strippers on TV and in movies as a teenager make you want to be a stripper when you grew up?"


"For the most part, as a teenager, I never thought of stripping as particularly glamorous or appealing simply because it never crossed my mind. 


This, despite the countless amount of movies I'd seen featuring bachelor party scenes and watching the random stripper interview on Howard Stern. 


It wasn't until I watched, of all movies, The Players Club, as I was nearing HS graduation that, as mediocre as it was as a film, it made me stop for a second and go, 


" Well, wow, she put up with quite a lot of b.s.! But in the end, she made the money she earned work for HER, to be able to do what she really wanted to do (which was broadcast journalism)." 


So I suppose, in that vein, that is when I began to consider dancing in a different and more specific context.

I did, however, always have a fascination with:


a) playing dress up, 


b)getting made-up (for pageants/beauty contests/miss _enter city here__________ girl/beautillion attending,


c) modeling/acting/dancing classes 



And I never tired of:


=> modeling all my clothes up and down the stairs in my house, 


=>watching myself in the mirrors which spanned every wall of the downstairs foyer, and


=>always trying to 'act' glamorous from the age of 6 or 7 years old onwards. (Beauty pageant alum, here!)

One thing I remember which always makes me laugh is when I was very young and watching a movie with my parents one night:



A fully glamorous woman was gliding seductively down some 'grand boulevard', probably somewhere in New York. 


She had a full-length, black mink coat, diamonds, rubies, long, flowing hair, and was absolutely beautiful to me. 


I looked at my parents and said, with all the naivete and earnest of youth, 


" I wanna look like HER when I grow up" and my mom looked at me and laughed. 


I looked back, confused, and my mom paused for a moment and then frowned, muttering "She's a call girl." 


I furrowed my brow curiously and asked, "A secretary? What's wrong with that?" 


My parents roared with laughter and changed the subject." =)



*Last edited by london; 10-30-2010 at 04:04 PM. Reason: Queen of Proustian-length sentences...edited for clarity.

So, per my query, "Does YOUR secretary take dictation? And does she take it like THIS?" 

http://youtu.be/hV_VbNC98SE A YouTube clip from the movie, The Secretary

* A Sandra London flashback, originally written Oct 30, 2010 on StripperWeb.com

Sunday, July 10, 2011

They Always Come

THEY ALWAYS COME or THE FALL-BACK
SANDRA THE CHAMELEON (SANDRA LONDON/CHICAGO EXXXOTICA 2011)


Hello, I'm September, and I've done a terrible thing.


Maybe more than one thing.


I'll start near the end and work my way back to the start. But for now, let's just say that I considered myself a fairly ethical girl.


Or at least a fairly ethical slut.


I never thought I'd sleep with someone from my personal life who I've known for so very many years.


Not once he got married.

But, damn, in a weird way, it sort of reinforces my own power in the grand scheme of the feminine mystique.


Do I wish I could take it back?


Well, yes and no.


The feeling and the memory is so fresh in my mind.


Fresh on my lips.


Fresh in my throbbing,wet pussy.

However, mentally, it has me in the crux of a moral dilemma.


The wife?


Well, I have also known her for just as long.


You see, we were all schoolmates once.


We stayed in touch, albeit sporadically as time churned on.

And that's the thing.


I remember being a bit miffed when I first learned they had started dating in college. You see, because he was my boyfriend once. And though I harbored no unrequited love for him and didn't want him back, well, I just never saw it coming.


Apparently, she had had her own yearnings for him all throughout our school days and I never knew.  I found this out much later. So, it was kind of mind-blowing to think that someone sharing all the same advanced courses, same set of friends, who attended the same parties, was secretly planning her own take-over.

Well, okay, this sort of thing happens from time to time, sure. But if you only knew the things he and I had done in our school daze. That episode that everyone found out about.


We were scandalized.


And we deserved it.


The sexual deviancy of our youth was in full bloom and on display for everyone to gossip about, hiding their smiles and curious glances.




I thought this might taint the sensiblity of our refined female ilk amongst the 'good kids.'

I knew the boys would never really mind.


I single-handedly fucked every single guy I wanted to, both before AND after "The Event" that nearly jeaopardized our scholastic future.


But we were so good, you see.


In every other way, at least.

Excellent grades, good looking, funny, popular.


All of us.


And, well, maybe that raised his status in her eyes, when everyone found out exactly how audacious we had been.


We all had dreams.

We fulfilled quite a few of them.


All of us.


But she and I, we started out with damn near identical goals.


She ultimately went one way.


Me? I went another.

Sure, I accomplished a hell of a lot.


Anyone who thumbs through my curriculum vitae would have no idea as to what really goes on in secret.


In the dark. On the screen.


Or in a closed room where two consenting adults agree to feign anonymity.

Ah, but who would have envisioned that the lines would blur yet again between reckless abandon and propriety? 

I held out for as long as I could that night. Really, I did.

It was in no way planned. 

I made no effort to doll myself up, stroll seductively before his eyes nor flaunt my tight, lean body and puffy, perky tits. 

Honest. 

But maybe that's what made it all the better. 

And all the worse.

She would cringe if she knew. 

Or maybe she would just block it out, pretending the elephant in the room wasn't squatting directly in her face, reveling in the power of her pink. 

There were so many opportunities to call the whole thing off that night before we agreed to meet face to face. 

Just to "hang out". 

A 'yes' and a 'no'.

A 'wait' and a 'never mind'.

And then a pause. 

And then a text a short while later. 

And we really did "just hang out." 

At first......

~They Always Come~
EROTIC SHORT/FICTION written by SANDRA LONDON
MISTRESS OF THE WILD-SANDRA LONDON JULY 2011 (CHICAGO)


Saturday, July 9, 2011

Blowing Naked Truths

I had the pleasure of being interviewed this past Wednesday alongside two mind-blowing, incredibly gifted WEBstars, recording artist Majikal Hustle aka Stefan Solea and Valarie Amber, author of The Naked Truth Series and owner of thenakedtruthseries.com

MAJIKAL HUSTLE



THE NAKED TRUTH SERIES


This was one of my most favorite radio interviews ever, and you can listen to it at your leisure (or, "right now, right now", by visiting Silent-J's radio station on blogtalkradio.


http://www.blogtalkradio.com/silent-j


And, thank you, Chicago! I had a wonderful time! Hope it was good for you, too!


Staying winded,
SANDRA LONDON

p.s.: I may be working on a future project with one or more of these fantastic peoples;) Stay tuned!!!

Friday, July 8, 2011

A Fairy Fluffer Friday



“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”-Winnie the POOH


video

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"-Winnie the Pooh

And, hey, Chicagoans (is that a word?) I hope you'll come say, "Hi, Hi!" to me and some of the ladies of MyFreeCams.

Ask your questions, or just STARE <it's coo'> during the "Camming for Fun and for Profit" at 9pm TONIGHT <Friday, July 8th, 2011> at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center near the O'Hare airport for EXXXOTICA EXPO 2011.


Sandra London Digitized by Sir Blanket on July 2nd, 2011

A tres bientot,
SANDRA LONDON

p.s.: I've officially ARRIVED! My wish came true! I'll be presenting at the 2011 European Summit in Prague (September 20-23rd)

DREAMS DO COME TRUE! =)

Thursday, July 7, 2011

For the Love of Lady Porcelain



Anthony Keidis, you can sing me sweet, sad lullabys all night long....You had me at "Give It Away" and "BloodSexMagick" before I even knew what lust meant!!!!  And you STILL do. Word!!!;)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

HELL.A. And The D-Cup Doppelganger

TWAS WELL PAST MIDNIGHT, AND I WAS NEARLY DOWN FOR THE COUNT OF SHEEP

AND THEN I HEARD A SOFT, LOW PURRING INSIDE MY PEWTY SCREEN

WAIT. DID I LEAVE MY WEBCAM RUNNING? WHY AM I LOOKING BACK UPON MYSELF?

WHEN I MOVE, YOU MOVE? JUST LIKE THAT?!?!

HOLD ON. THIS AIN'T NO MIRROR. I CAUGHT YOU! YOU JUST WINKED! TOTALLY!

DO MY EYES FORSAKE ME? PERHAPS THIS IS JUST A LOONG KISS GOODNIGHT...

UM, CAN I TAKE YOU OUT OF THE SCREEN FOR A TEST DRIVE? ARE YOU REAL OR MEMOREX?

LEMME KNOW 'DEN ;)

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GONNA HOVER. LINGERER!!!

I'M ONLY KIDDING, CHICA, COME BACK! MY BAD!!!

PLEASE!?!?

SAME TIME, GIRLFRIEND! READY? ONE........TWO.......