I've lived nearly fifty-two weeks so far this whole year
Packed my travel bags with freedom and feathers, but no fear
Fed some goats, kissed a kitty, ran with puppies, far and near
Oh, Santa! Dear Santa, where the f*** are my reindeer?
|HAVE YOU SEEN MY DEER? PLEASE RETURN TO SANTA'S UNICORN, POST-HASTE ;)|
I Want Half <But I'll settle for 1/3!>,
Santa's Unicorn* ;)
*Unicorn (Swinger Slang):
Definition=> Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.
Definition gleaned from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unicorn
A Short, cute (hopefully) funny written by Sandra LONDON on-the-spot on 12/30/2011 at 6:10pm PST